Jake English

has a really nice ass

Jake English has a nice ass

by fallguyguy November 3, 2020

Jake Eaves

A fat asshole of a bloke.
Someone who is petty and has no ambitions in life.
A dole bludging cheat.
A no lifer with no hope at all

Check out that fat dude. He is is a Jake Eaves for sure.

by wildseaeagle June 21, 2013

Jake eccleston

a small or unusually tiney penis of the human descent

i heard he has a jake eccleston no girl will want him now

by skdlggvh November 28, 2011

Jake English

Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.

person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-

by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020

Jake Economou

Jake Economou is an individual who is on the larger scale in comparison to the average human. Jake Economou's usually enjoy eating lots of food and are quite obese. Usually Jake can be witnessed doing sports such as discuss, shotput, and even eating competitions.

Woah that guy's so fucking fat his name must be Jake Economou

by Mia Economou September 4, 2022

Jake Errante

If his name is Jake he's got the cake

woah look at his cake
That's Jake Errante

by the puff puff wizard February 7, 2022

The Jake Effect

When you think your liked by everyone but they all secretly hate you and think you're annoying.

That kid is so annoying, and he thinks I like him, he's got The Jake Effect

by Jake Oxley May 26, 2017