Jahitu

Latin for the head of a penis (bellend)
Also Swedish for Dinosaur fucker

That guy is a jahitu

by Coreylad March 4, 2019

Jahsus

The wonderful man who empowers us to do great things.

Yep, it's Jahsus.

by Bendew July 20, 2020

jahtard

A Jahtard, similar to being mentally disabled, is used to describe someone doing a very retarded action that can be questioned by literally anyone who witnesses it. The reasoning behind the action is unclear and the "Jahtard" never gives a real explanation to why they did it, as they are retarded. Jahtards are MOST LIKELY to be academically and socially unstable and usually have bad tempers. The origin of why there is a "Jah" before the "tard" is still unknown.

1. "Did you hear what JB did earlier?"
"No, what was it?"
"He shit his fucking pants"
"Holy fuck what a fucking jahtard holy shit fuck that kid"

2. "Apparently Joka named both of his two sons "Jah"!
"What a piece of fucking shit, fucking Jahtard needs to die."

by Adamawesome2002 June 15, 2019

Jahsiah

a really handsome, tall boy with great hair. also is very athletic & typically loyal to females.

Wow his name must be Jahsiah with the way he looks.

by treeshybinoffit May 14, 2018

jamster

Provider of ringtones the proves that man has taken many a step downward in the evolutionary cycle

Please, no more Jamster commercials!

by Dagon February 4, 2005

Jahseh onfroy

Jahseh onfroy is basically the best person in the world most generous and understanding

"Jahseh onfroy donated $100,000 to my foster home"

by I want to big xxxtentacion January 21, 2018

jamster

Most retarded commercials ever in the history of television.

The annoying ass frog shall forever haunt me in my dreams.

by Bobby De Niro January 20, 2005