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jaffa cake syndrome

A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.
Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.
by applebottomjeans March 15, 2008
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Jaffa is a type of PS4 player who can talk to any gender and make them feel horny. If u meet a Jaffa cake face in real life u will be scared! He will eat your asshole and your liver but it’s okay he will give them back also Jaffa’s are usually nazi’s with a moustache and grey dreads like a div 10 pro clubs striker who is also 5’5 and fast as fuck
Aidan: where’s Jaffa_cake_face2
Sam: in someone’s ass probably

Mitchell: lol no way

Aidan: ouch

Both Sam and Mitchell: haha Jaffa is up ur ass
by Big boy 40 June 29, 2019
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ginger jaffa cake

some 1 who is has ginger hair and is abit tuby arond the belly and plays rugby as a foward
example of a ginger jaffa cake is dj boogie woogie and the sugar puff monster
by nick 6457645765 September 28, 2009
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Soggy Jaffa Cake

Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.
"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"

"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."
by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008
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jaffa cakes

A small round cake (not biscuit, as biscuits have vat) with orange squishystuff and chocolate on top. Coverted by small children who refuse point blank to eat the cake and just eat the top >_<
hmmm i sure could eat some jaffa cakes...but the damn kids ate them all!
by Hanny May 13, 2005
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jaffa cakes

the excessive pink area around a girls nipples - usually found on fat birds where the nipples are almost as big as the breast. Resembles the sweet and savory treat - a jaffa cake - however nowhere near as tasty.
that chick had the biggest set of jaffa cakes i've ever seen...
by thatowenz May 2, 2006
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jaffa cakes

Jaffa Cakes .. adult slang word for sex originating in the oldbury area of the west midlands (England)

''to be used when refering to sex when there are children around''
Hi Meg you fancy some jaffa cakes ??

Meg likes jaffa cakes for breakfast !!

Matt prefers jaffa cakes for supper !!!
by matt'n'meg March 20, 2007
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