jafenkcret

jafenkcret (v) :- to spontaneously attack your keyboard with the intent of showing a shock or a lack of conversation

"malciuaewnf" is a Jafenkcret
as are:
"kuangfkra", "mvlramareg" and "lafniarknr"

by Smiddy91260 March 21, 2009

Jagerbongs

Jagerbongs-n. Jagerbongs are Bongs filled with jager instead of water or beer.

The smoke is like the red bull and the jager is like the jager. Creating a Jagerbongs.
The Jager is like the beer or water, and the smoke is like the red bull that makes it great.

by WAC ZOOBERRY June 30, 2010

JagerBombed

The act of getting wasted by drinking too many JagerBombs - a drink made by dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a glass of RedBull.

Dude, I went to Duff's Bar last night for a night cap and before I knew it, I was JagerBombed!

by DanoNYC May 7, 2009

Uncle Rumpy's Jager and Fire Hen

a shot of 1/4 of Jagermeister, 1/4 of Rumple, 1/4 of Hennessy, 1/4 of FIreball

That shot of Uncle Rumpy's Jager and Fire Hen tore my stomach to pieces.

by Joe McAlister December 5, 2019

Sie Sind Das Essen Und Wir Sind Die Jager

A German phrase from the anime Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin. It is said at the beginning of the anime's theme song, and has become popular.

It translates to:
1.You are the prey and we are the hunters.
2. Are you the prey? No, we are the hunters.

Person 1: Have you seen Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Oh yeah man, I love that anime!
Both (yelling loudly and in unison): SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER

by OP-Kun November 19, 2013

Jafargholi

A Welsh Paki whose awful singing makes normal people vomit blood.

Flon: Dad, why did you just vomit blood?

Dad: Aaarghhhh! <points at television screen>

Flon: Shit, its Jafargholi! <vomits blood>

by Lumpbag May 26, 2009

Jager Drop

Like a Jager Bomb, except the shot of Jagermeister is dropped into a cup of energy drink from a height of at least one story.

Alex: Do you want to do a Jager Bomb?

Andrew: Drop the shot down to me out of the third floor window. JAGER DROP!

by Joe da Fro July 6, 2012