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Jacobina Junk-blast

(verb - transitive). When you wish for something great, expect something at least good, but end up with junk. This is the worst option in anything. This can have something to do with sex, but really amounts to anything.
Dude, I just got a Jacobina Junk-blast cuz I wanted to travel to Japan on a class trip but I got screwed and am ending up in Hungary. With my luck, I am sure I will end up getting the Hungarian Mudslide or the Hungarian Gas Mask.
by Cincy Steamer April 26, 2008
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jacobians

U jacobians have nothing better to do.
by Spoofers anonymous April 5, 2017
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jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough
Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs
by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018
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Jacobitis

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.
Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.
by lildickjacoob May 10, 2018
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Jacobia

She is as rare as her name and in every way unique. Her energy is relative to good people with good vibes. She is very emotional, kind and warm-hearted to a fault as she can be taken advantage of usually. Jacobia is strong willed that when she makes certain decisions it remains firm. I’ve not mentioned her peaceful attributes like her calmness, her levels of understanding and being a good listener she is hardly in quarrels with people.
She can be lazy, she is a procrastinator and too fragile. A Jacobia named person is mostly sexy and beautiful inside and out. Very caring. She is very attractive not only because of her pretty face and sexy body but because of her divine personality.
As stubborn as she can be she is actually a wife material
Jacobias are usually respectful. She is as beautiful as her name, Jacobia.
by realblessed4eva November 23, 2021
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Jacobite

A Jacobite is simply a Jacob Elordi Stan
Jacobites are the kindest fandom on the internet
by GrievingGaga April 9, 2024
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jacobitis

"im scared of jacob"

"i have jacobitis
by searchdevonitis April 8, 2026
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