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jackbooted thugs

n.

1. Cruelly and violently oppressive brutal ruffians or assassins, usually wearing jackboots.

2. Heavily armed DEA agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless medicinal herbs.

3. Heavily armed ATF agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless cuban children.

4. Heavily armed FBI agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down evil terrorist's doors in search of lethal VX nerve gas.
The jackbooted thugs were tired after a long day of hassling hippies, killing terrorists, and rescuing young cuban boys.
by Eleusis October 14, 2003
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JackBlootzd

The feeling of being very high or impaired off marijuana.

The term can also be used for being very high off of other drugs as well.
“Wow this marijuana has me fucking jackblootzd”

“Look how jackblootzd David looks
by Professer Tickle June 9, 2018
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JackBolt

Stupid Ranga Dog. Always 100% of the time a junkie, he is in denial about the fact the he is in love with an egirl. Stupid dog bitch cunt scared of a guy named Peterson when everybody knows Peterson is a little bitch cunt.
Look at that junkie he is such a 'JackBolt'
That 'JackBolt' should jump off a bridge
by By SharkmanYT November 10, 2020
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jackbooty

something that is stupid,gay, annoying,pisses you off or makes you mad.
That girl is a freaking jackbooty, i hate her.
by afreaky March 5, 2008
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Jackboots

Thoes cool boots the Nazi's use to goose step with
Jackboots are used for heiling and marching
by The Col. November 27, 2004
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Jackbootstrapping

The use by news media outlets of over the top commentary by their opinion commentators to start news segments about the "factual" basis of the over the top commentary.

This is an homage to Fox who often uses the hyperbole of Hannity and Beck - who see fascism around every corner - in this very manner.
What a fine example of jackbootstrapping: Fox News reportedly draws a distinction between its "news hours," which it claims are objective, and its "editorial" programming. But on May 19, purported "news hour" anchor Megyn Kelly constructed an entire segment around "editorial" host Glenn Beck's criticism of New York's proposed restaurant salt ban, airing clips from his show and asking her guest to respond to Beck's arguments.
by mep321 March 19, 2010
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jackbotics

next wave of robot development, for robotic handjobs and sex
Frank was excited to be at the cutting edge of innovation, as he received a handjob from a simulated female robot. It was at that point, that he knew that jackbotics was truly the wave of the future.
by cozzdogg1 March 29, 2015
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