jackalope

A hybrid species, a mix between a jackrabbit and an antilope. Its like a normal rabbit except it has horns like an antilope...

Look, a horned rabbit...
No you moron, thats a jackalope...

by Morpoggel January 2, 2005

Holden Jackaroo

The Holden Jackaroo is a medium sized SUV produced by GM Daewoo. Holden Jackaroos are most commonly found broken down and abandoned on the side of the road thanks to the ultra unreliable 4JX1 diesel/steam engine that Isuzu decided to fit in them.
Some owners believe their Jackaroo's can be taken off-road despite the fact a Holden Barina puts them to shame both on and off-road, let alone a real 4x4. This common misbelief is due to the vehicles semi-impressive suspension flex, which can be attributed to the soft pine chassis that was jointly developed by Ikea and Isuzu.

Most Jackaroo owners have moved onto more reliable and safer forms of transport such as hitchhiking with Ivan Millat, the rest are broke and stuck with it.

"No we won't insure your Holden Jackaroo. It's not worth anything and won't go anywhere"
"I'm sorry you own a Holden Jackaroo"
"Nothing says failure like a Holden Jackaroo in your driveway".
"No I can't fix your Holden Jackaroo. Get your junk off my property"

by warlord_trooper March 22, 2019

Jackaloon

A person that is both a jackass and a lunatic.

There's no reason why a sane person would ever put mayonnaise in their pockets, he is a certifiable jackaloon.

by gtrslayer284 March 12, 2019

jackalope

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado

sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on

by Shtoink September 27, 2006

jackard

jackard is simply another term to call someone a jackass or an idiot.

Quinn is a big fucking jackard, because he thinks my definiton is not "clever and witty" enough, when really, I couldn't care less, because it doesn't need to be clever and witty, it just needs to explain the fucking word.

by Reba Mac October 8, 2006

jackaroo

1. An extremely attractive male one would flirt or "mac on"
2. The male equivilant of a "biddie"
3. Prime male macking subject
4. Opposite of a jillaroo

Girl #1: Hey Rachel, check out those mad jackaroos
Girl #2: Yeah Kaitlin, they're wickid hott!!!

by lkayr894e7ro374co3724 February 13, 2009

Bouncy Jackalope

A variation on the reverse cowgirl position in which the female wildly hops around like the mythical jackrabbit with antelope horns.

He knew he was in over his head when she turned her body around and went Bouncy Jackalope on him.

by BJ-BJ November 7, 2010