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jabies

An ailment that aflicts one who was bitten by a ravenous Jew. Often results in vomiting pennies. And extreme Jewery.
Holy Shit! Plotsky gave me jabies!
by Prag690 January 30, 2009
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Jablasted

Inebriated beyond comprehension, presumably under the influence of alcohol, majriana, and "that sweet tea" and heroin. People afflicted have no hope of renturning to this physical plane.
A quote from someone who is "Jablasted" -"The rapture is coming, December 14th 2022 at 8:14 AM, wake up early, be outside or God cannot take you to heaven."
by CytheCy December 12, 2022
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Jamias

Everyone is his bitch.He also gets bitches.Best in basketball you hearrrrrrd meh.Loves saying

Suck my dick” and “STFU”
I AM JAMIAS
by Smd_yuh heard November 16, 2017
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Jabas

Big Boobs on a women, good loking or not.
Yo she got some big Jabas.
by Noah Nwachukwu June 24, 2006
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jabbas pad

jabbas 2 car garage that was turned into the ultimate fucken rootin facility and at the grand openin there was a massive fucken orgy n it was filmed. all the floors al walls r like cushions n shit so fucken anywhere ur bangin u will be comfortable. n fucken onli sik cunts and hot bitches r allowed in n shit n if u try get in without jabbas conscent hes a big blak fucken cunt so look out he may get a kunt to root u in the asshole and or penetrate you in other holes. all in all jabbas fucken pad is soo good u can fuken hav the best root n shit n even if ur tryin to root a chik thats fucken frigate n shit if u take her 2 the pad u will hav a fucken instant easy root.
Ben: fuck man i was tryin 2 root this chik for like 2 years n she wouldnt do it until....
tommo: u took her to jabbas pad?
Ben: fuk oath guyz n then she was easy as shit
by benjohnson April 28, 2005
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Jabbas cream

by Verysoggywaffle April 14, 2021
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jabish

Jabish is a person who is famous and charming. He is a multi talented guy. He attracts pretty girls and a good friend but he is a person who wants a gf but never want to be in a relationship.

Jabish is a person who is tall ,brown , and have a good smile.

He has the most pretty hands.
Hey look at the guy who has a girlfriend but says he is single.... Yes that's jabish
by Korra96rosh November 23, 2021
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