Muhammad Ali Jaafar

Ali is a jewish originated name, it was made popular by Prophet Muhammads uncle, Ali Ibn Abu Talib. Cousin and son-in-law of Muhammad. In 656 he became the last of the "rightly guided" caliphs. The fourth of the caliphs or successors of Muhammad, was born in Mecca. His father, Abu Talib, was an uncle of the Prophet, and Ali himself was adopted by Muhammad and educated under his care.

While a boy, he distinguished himself by being one of the first to declare his adherence to the cause of Muhammad. Some years afterwards he married the Prophet's daughter Fatima Zahra. Ali proved himself to be a brave and faithful soldier, and when Muhammad died without a male heir, some thought Ali to have the best claim to succeed Muhammad. Not until 656, after the murder of Uthman, the third caliph, however, did Ali assume the title of caliph. Certain conspirators later claimed that he took no steps to prevent this murder, but other sources claim that Ali sent his sons to defend Uthman, and was angered when they were unable to protect him.

The question of Ali's right to succeed to the caliphate is an article of faith which divided the Muslim world into two great sects, the Sunni and the Shia. The Sunnis believe that the prophet chose Abu Bakr to be the first caliph, while the Shia believe that he chose Ali. Ali did not challenge Abu Bakr or any of the later caliphs, however, but rather served as an advisor to them.

Muhammad Ali Jaafar is actually 都没你的甜八月正午的阳光都没你耀眼热爱 105 °C的你

by Wo I Beijing Tienamen December 11, 2021

javafart

The horrible, disgusting, frustrating error message thrown out by Java

An example of javafart:

java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Java heap space
at java.util.Arrays.copyOf(Arrays.java:2882)
at java.lang.ConcreteStringBuilder.expandCapacity(ConcreteStringBuilder.java:100)
at java.lang.ConcreteStringBuilder.append(ConcreteStringBuilder.java:390)
at java.lang.StringBuffer.append(StringBuffer.java:224)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.addChildLM(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:275)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.addChildLMs(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:289)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.createLineChainFood(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:205)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.createNextChildLMs(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:173)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.LMiter.hasNext(LMiter.java:40)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteFavoutChainFood.getChildLM(ConcreteFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getBreakBefore(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:978)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.addKnuthElementsForBreakBefore(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:954)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:253)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableCellFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableCellFavoutChainFood.java:170)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.RowGroupFavoutChainFood.createElementsForRowGroup(RowGroupFavoutChainFood.java:120)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.RowGroupFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(RowGroupFavoutChainFood.java:60)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableContentFavoutChainFood.getKnuthElementsForRowIterator(TableContentFavoutChainFood.java:220)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableContentFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableContentFavoutChainFood.java:172)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.table.TableFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(TableFavoutChainFood.java:247)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:294)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockStackingFavoutChainFood.java:294)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.BlockFavoutChainFood.getNextKnuthElements(BlockFavoutChainFood.java:116)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.StaticContentFavoutChainFood$StaticContentBreaker.getNextKnuthElements(StaticContentFavoutChainFood.java:318)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteBreaker.getNextBlockList(ConcreteBreaker.java:552)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcreteBreaker.doFavout(ConcreteBreaker.java:302)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.StaticContentFavoutChainFood.doFavout(StaticContentFavoutChainFood.java:240)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.FavoutSideRegion(PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:156)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.finishPage(PageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:163)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.ConcretePageSequenceFavoutChainFood.makeNewPage(ConcretePageSequenceFavoutChainFood.java:284)
at org.apache.fop.Favoutmgr.PageBreaker.handleBreakTrait(PageBreaker.java:494)

by bombi October 14, 2008

Jafargholi

A Welsh Paki whose awful singing makes normal people vomit blood.

Flon: Dad, why did you just vomit blood?

Dad: Aaarghhhh! <points at television screen>

Flon: Shit, its Jafargholi! <vomits blood>

by Lumpbag May 26, 2009

Jafar

A kind and gentle soul with a big heart. He deserves the world. When you’re around him everything else is forgotten, he makes you feel safe and at peace. You can always be yourself and still feel accepted, extremely patient and always there when you need him the most. Everyone needs a jafar aka. Pretty boy aka. Sexy beast in their life.

Jafar is the realest of em off

by Sdarak June 1, 2021

Jafar current

A mysterious ocean current located in the Pacific Northwest and parts of the Columbia river. It is known to exceed 20 knots.

Hey cap! We've been making 29 knots over the last hour. We must have hit the jafar current.

by Tugboattrash May 9, 2018

jafari

Someone who has a lot of money

When i grow up i wanna be a jafari. When i grow up i want to marry a jafari

by Ramtinos May 14, 2015

Jafar

A sexy beast who is great in bed

I love Jafar

by Tomatoesrgood July 26, 2019