synonyms: Fagex, Jablex, Jafex, The Guys Who Banned My Account
noun: A highly successful company bent on taking over the world. Jagex' primary goal is to document the effects of a communist, totalitarian government on a large mass of
people (an average of 100,000 playing RuneScape at any given time). Jagex takes pride in their famed censorship enforcement as well as their multitude of corrupt
Player Moderators, simply made
Player Moderators because they demonstrate how to follow the rules (and gave MMG head). Andrew Gower, founder of Jagex, is a highly accomplished Marxist Game Developer as well as the 363rd richest person in the United Kingdom. He is also famous for having a neck resembling that of an iguana.
verb: To Jagex means to fill one's day,
facebook wall, or blog, or life with many pointless updates aimed to generate a highly negative response.
adjective: Something that is Jagex is something either related to internet
trolling, the act of quiffing, or the gay
porn industry.
A typical
RuneScape coversation:
Mike - Hey
dud* where can I find ****** *a****s*?
Peter - Yeah I ***** a **c** with **** yesterday ******t* lumbridge tutor **** with a ********* pot of ******** *** ***** fun.
Johnny - You have to be at least 13 to play RuneScape?!
Pmod - All banned for excessive use of offensive language. But if you apologize I might mute you to make the
game even more pointless and piss you off. Viva Jagex and Lenin!