Junoing

When A person typically female begs for attention and causes chaos Until the chosen female gets their attention typically, they are a fat fuck behind the screen and cannot move anywhere other than their bedroom Lies about going to the gym and participating in exercises to get fit to stay healthy while at the same time wreaking havoc on a box of cosmic brownies. 12

Damn that bitch Junoing!

by DiscipleTruist December 5, 2022

Juno

1:A synonym for greedy
2:Alternate: a very greedy person

1: ex: you're very greedy --> You're very Juno
2: ex: What a greedy person you are --> What a Juno you are

by SALP January 17, 2023

JUNO

To 'JUNO' somthing is to take something someone loves and point out all the flaws until that person can no longer enjoy it.

Taken from the movie "Juno" that many people thought they genuinely liked until it was explained to them that they were wrong.

I loved GLEE but then everyone started to JUNO it, so now all i can hear is the auto tune.

by KidMash June 1, 2010

Juno

The movie that exploited Indie culture.

Ever since Juno came out everyone likes Moldy Peaches and Cat Power.

by Seamon October 7, 2008

Juno

1. To accidentally get a teenage girl pregnant.
2. To actively wingman someone.
3. To help a drunk friend stay alive.

Ex 1. "Dude, I'm totally screwed. I junoed my girlfriend!"

Ex.2 "Hey man, could you juno me with that girl?"

Ex. 3 "Thanks for junoing me last night. I would've gotten so screwed without you."

by Public Masturbater June 6, 2010

Juno

A Golden Globe nominated film about a teenage girl that gets pregnant by her best friend; an extremely smart, witty dark comedy with a slighly cliched ending. A wonderful movie, nonetheless.

Juno stars Ellen Page and superCUTE Michael Cera.

by Kirbiet January 11, 2008

Juno

1. An emotional response containing a mixture 'furor' (mindless passion) and being Livid.

The word derives from the Goddess Juno/Hera - in relation to the Epic Poem, The Aeneid.

2. to juno - to have an extreme vendetta against someone because they implicitly called you ugly

1. She was described as being "likened to Juno"

2. I was ready to go all Juno on everyone's asses

by TheRealZeus March 26, 2011