July 9th

national kill andre day

Andre: oh hi there friend
You: stfu😐
Andre: what?

You: *starts blazing guns* happy national kill andre day

Andre: *dead bc it's July 9th*

by Booty liccer July 6, 2021

July 9th

july 9th is national ask a girl out

ex

boy:hey it’s july 9th yk what that means

girl:no what dose it mean
boy:will you be my girlfriend

by hotterthanurmom November 3, 2021

july 9th

National Anna Day. Look up Anna and then cherish your Annas

Person: What day is today?
Anna: July 9th

Person: Happy Anna Day

Anna: thanks
Person: You’re Fuckin Great

by i’m not using my real name October 17, 2019

July 9th

You are a truly radical person and you are just so hot and sexy

That person was born on july 9th, they must be super duper radical

by Bangladeshi July 29, 2021

July 9th

National send nudes to friends day.

Ayo, its july 9th you know what that means

by Arceous July 9, 2021

9th July

The day the most beautiful most perfect woman ever existed becomes your one and only forever.

On the 9th July 2022, the most wonderful person I’ve ever met in my entire life becomes the person i want to be with for the rest of my life and i am so great full to ever meet her

by Wang2.0 May 4, 2023

July 9th

National Josh is fucking day

Omg it’s July 9th. Time to fuck

by Liljosh July 9, 2023