Juice Box

A juice box is a small rectangular container that people use a straw to drink juice out of, but in slang, it means a guy that cums from being teabagged.

Valerie: I'll bet Eddy over there would really love this fat mouth around his cock.

Jill: Not really, but he is a Juice Box.

Valerie: What the hell does that mean?

Jill: Blowjobs don't do anything for him, but he'll nut hard on your face if you suck his balls.

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

Juice Box

Mid Canadian term for snorting coke right out of the baggy.

"Pssst, my girlfriend isn't looking.........quick!....juice box me!

by Dj Shrub October 9, 2005

Juice Box

1. A person who is cool for a little while but turns out to eventually be empty, paper thin, and easily disposed of.

Syn. Douche Bag

That prick is such a juice box!

by PatheticBarrel August 14, 2010

Juice Box

Also known as Juice.
A common nickname for the most attractive person you know (usually male) at any given time or place.
Their personality matters not in this case, for their beauty fills in all the gaps.

Have you seen the Juice Box today?
Why yes, (s)he is especially juicy.

by MillieLikesStuff December 9, 2009

Juice Box

A person who carries the characteristics of both a Douchebag and a Toolbox.

Check it out, that Juice Box just chimped all over his Celine Dion CD collection.

by Big Chimper July 15, 2003

Juice box

Someone suspected of using steroids recreationally, Usually a gym rat

John's bench increased to over 500 lbs overnight, his friends suspected him of being a juice box

by Flaming Asshole August 21, 2009

juice box

To urinate when one's penis is in another's butt.

She wouldn't let me go frontal anal, so I juice boxed her when I was done. That showed her good...

by Matt3245456435 December 23, 2008