jtbab

An up and coming abbreviation for "just to be a bitch." Generally follows a bitchy statement.

I told her she was ugly jtbab.

You bear a striking resemblence to Octomom! (jtbab)

by *Lady L* March 21, 2009

jabadabadoo

When a person other than yourself sucks on your water bottle, thus "jabadabadooing" your water bottle.

"Hey Harriet, why did you jabadabadoo my water bottle"

by Angebadaa March 18, 2021

JBAD

Abbreviated version of "Just Being A Dick"

1. Thomas stood Tariq up without calling him. He was JBAD.

2. Nakul ignores people when he can hear them talking to him. He's always in JBAD mode.

3. Apoorva emasculated Tariq again. Such a JBAD move.

by JBAD69 October 28, 2014

Jebadiath

Jebadiath is a word used with the St Mary Cray.

Jebadiath boi ark at him

by Colin December 23, 2003

Jbad

A slang way of intonating that an object or entity fails to perform it's inteded action or purpose in a satisfactory manner.

"I say sir, your prize racehorse seems to have done a Jbad and failed spectacularily, losing you your entire fortune in rubies!"
"I certainly have pulled a Jbad today Martin my good man! Now kiss me like you kiss your most expensive whore."

or

What a fucking Jbad, he died on the first goomba in mario 1.

by aaaanonymous July 9, 2007

jdbad

Just Don't Be A Dick

Everyone is welcome, and remember, JDBAD!

by JDBAD June 22, 2016

jbads

Jbads (pronounced jay-bads) or "just below average dick syndrome" is said when describing a mans penis that is just below the average erect length of 5.1 in. (12.9 cm)

Man 1: hey bro how's your day going?
Man 2: not too good. Just measured my penis and found out I have jbads.

by Jjpepper14 July 7, 2018