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Jetpack Joyride

A game made by HalfBrick studios which is about Barry Steakfries barging in to steal the Machine Gun Jetpack. After that you must go on an endless run to get the highest score without dying.
“Hey man i just had a great Jetpack Joyride run!”
“Oooo nice with who?”
What do you mean?”
“Like.. Jetpack Joyride.”
“Yeah?”
“Dont you mean-“
“YOU FUCKING HORNY BASTAR-“
by I just want to make jokes November 28, 2022
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jetpack joyride

When yo girl is ridin your dick and you jackhammer that shit
Bruh this chick was so hot i took her for a jetpack joyride and busted a nut in like 30 seconds
by Bruhbrodude April 23, 2018
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Jetpack joyride

Where u make an obstacle course and a naked woman jumps on a man’s back while he completes the obstacle course
Oh man dani jetpack joyrided me last night. She was all over the place
by fake fake gok August 28, 2022
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rosemary joyride

The act of inserting an ounce of weed into her pussy and lighting it.
I gave her the rosemary joyride and her bush caught on fire
by Jihad McLaden January 2, 2018
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Jolly joyride

Where a close group of guys get together to blow off some steam by stripping down and taking pills laced with different drugs mixed with viagra while one guy gets Rohypnol. Everybody then has there jolly time with the odd one out (can be done women with dildos)
Man 1: man ive been really exhausted lately i think its time for jolly joyride Saturdays

Man 2: yes please although if i ziontavious gets the coke and viagra mix again my butthole might tear. I cant keep losing the hospital knows my rectum too well…
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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Novocaine joyride

Post surgical mouth violation by your dentist.
Everything was going great til he took that novocaine joyride on me during post-op.
by Your_favorite_dentist December 20, 2024
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jetpack joyride

when a woman is the big spoon (AKA jetpack) and is jerking his meat (AKA joyride)
“Hey baby, can I have a jetpack joyride tonight before bed?”
by wonky tonk March 19, 2025
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