joybid

- the act of bidding on auctioned items, especially in Ebay.com, but has no intentions of seriously purchasing the items

- bid of those idiots who do not intend to buy items, but to mess and make fun of the whole auction process of the seller

Every item I'm selling is free for nationwide delivery. Please do not joybid on my items. I have no tolerance for useless morons.

by zumav November 22, 2007

joytheft

To steal happiness, happy moments, or jubilant things from others.

A babysitter teaches a young child how to walk instead of that child's parents. A happy thing that should be every parent's right has been taken. This is considered joytheft.

Your computer is struck by lightning. The cloud that unleashed that bolt of destruction is a joythief.

by Jakey the Pooh August 4, 2009

Joybinkle

(n.) Something funny and very, very random. It brings joy into anyone, hence the name joybinkle

The car's engine sounded like a great joybinkle

by Doiknowyouatall January 4, 2012

joybeat

A person with negative energy. Individual displays no positivity. Person who looks at the glass as half empty. A chronic complainer.

Stop being such a joybeat and try to enjoy the moment.

by Wkmacmiller January 18, 2019

JoyBoy

A girlyman

A joyboy is one who wears the most colorful crocs, bermuda shorts,sunglasses,baseball cap and sits at the beach all day long sipping Shirley Temples,also a man who sits around all day while his wife goes out and works

by Jim Coletto January 5, 2009

jobhair

'jobhair' originated in north london as a combination of many words. The two main words are jobe and jubhair. Jubhair is an abrreviation of 'ginger pun hair', so in essence, jobhair is a combination of someone with ginger pun hair and also a jobe.

raghav: Yo wassoup jobhair??
jobhair: Allow dat man, look at meh jobe
raghav: das sik!!

by Rafag June 6, 2004

joyhouse

A brothel, a whorehouse.

From Wolverine n. 2 1988:

"So here I am, middle of the flamin' night, cruisin' this fleapit joyhouse, tryin' to spot a scent I barely remember...

by Criniti December 22, 2009