jones 

a verb that means to crave something strongly, usually said in a construct with a participle (e.g. "to be jonesing for") and often pronounced without the 'g' at the end (e.g. "to be jonesin' for").

Sometimes the "for" is foregone. Usually a phrase emphasizing being in the moment is included, such as "right now" for the present, or "at that time", "right then" for the past. In past, present or future constructions, when said in a negative construction "just yet" is also used occasionally.

I'm really jonesing for a coffee right now.
I'm really jonesin' a cigarette right now.
I just got over being sick for a week. I'd like to go to the concert, but I'm not jonesin' to be out in public just yet.

jones by alternabear March 23, 2016

Jones 

A person with a a huge dick this is usually there last name

That jones boy will fuck the shit out of your man

Jones by Pissy jdkfjf May 4, 2019

Jones 

A last name that automatically makes anyone who has it related to each other

“Your name is jones? We must be related!”

Jones by Young Boy Never Broke Again November 7, 2018

Jones 

When you do something clumsy or embarrassing (like tripping) and attempt to play it off as purposeful even though everyone around knew it wasn't.

Larry unsuccessfully tried to Jones his friends after tripping over his shoelace and falling into a gate.

Jones by Dragon Slayer 741 October 10, 2017

Jones 

One can only "pull" a Jones. Pulling a Jones refers to someone who achieves the highest accolades in their respective field (school/job/sport) at a very young age, shows a lot of potential for further greatness and GOAT status, then goes and does something completely stupid (likely ruining everything he accomplished and/or could have accomplished). Usually involves a hit-and-run involving a pregnant woman (and breaking her arm). Inly returning to the scene to get a handful of cash out of his own car, and then running away AGAIN! Oh, and also COCAINE!!

Fan: Did you see Jon Jones put Machida to sleep with a Standing Guillotine?! That is SO JONES!! He PULLS it off again!

Me: Yo, I saw Jon Jones hit-and-run a preggo, breaking her arm. He ran like he was Coked up! Came back for cash just to re-up on Coke. THAT'S pulling a Jones.

Fan: Oh... :'(

Jones by UrbSmoker May 14, 2015

Jones 

A person who tricks alot, like Viktor Lewander.

"You're Jones!!" "You're Vigge!!"

Jones by vigganduvet February 20, 2017

Jones 

A fucking dip shit who loves sucking and sitting on ducks. He's a gay peice of shit

Hey Payton Jones sit on my dick

Jones by Pussyfooker December 5, 2017