john stamos 

when a male buts a nut in a womens hair and slicks it back like john stamos.

Wow, i gave brittany a very stylish john stamos.

john stamos by freddygotfingered October 7, 2009

John Stamos 

Male actor who once portrayed Uncle Jesse in full house. Got his start by starring in such Gay Porn films as CliffBanger and Back Door Gardeners III. Was also caught in connection with Rob Lowe's seduction of two under aged males.

"*Farts*....Mhmmmm....."
"Unlce Jesse?"
"(Breathes deep and reaches pervertedly for the little Olsen girl)"
"(Olsen girl screams)"
"YOU'RE GAY JOHN STAMOS!"

John Stamos by AssMan99 August 19, 2006

John Stamos 

Having intercourse with twins, and upon ejaculating saying " Have mercy"

I'm pretty sure back in 1992 John stamos banged the olson twins and when he came on there faces he said "have mercy"

John Stamos by Hou Saou March 5, 2014

JOHN STAMOS 

The talk of the internet, used in place of john cena

And his name is john STAMOS!

JOHN STAMOS by 60 cents a day child June 15, 2016

John Stamos 

While taking a large shit you leave a skid mark of turd on your ball sack.

"Oh man the other day I took a shit so big I gave myself a John Stamos."

John Stamos by theproudllama July 30, 2009

john stamos 

a synonym for the the word fuck, but only in situations where fuck is an exclamation.

it may be used as an adjective, but not as a word ending in -ing.

"ahhh damnit god john stamos i just got my mom pregnant"

"really man, that's sick."

"yeah i know john stamos made me do it"

"oh john stamos john stamos john stamos i think i got my mom pregnant too this is crazy."

"ahhhh john stamos dude! oh no just wait, it's cool, our moms are hot"

"yes it is fine then"

john stamos by jarchrist December 11, 2007

John stamos 

Another name for a lazy Susan invented by my brother when he forgot what it was called

Get something from the John Stamos

John stamos by Tjoll September 29, 2020