JMT

Acronym used for rapper "Jedi Mind Tricks." I personally use this when I'm at school. (If you say the full name, kids will think you are a geeky Star Wars fag.)

ME: Yo, JMT is pretty damn cool.
HIM: Really? I'll check him out, thanks man.

BUT...

ME: Jedi Mind Tricks Rules!!!
HIM: You're a fag...

by Ryan Nash August 6, 2007

JMT

Just my type.

Chuck said Brad was a double JMT!

by fraterg May 11, 2003

JMT

Jmt issa slang of just my thought.
U use it when u r in an argument or you give your friend an advice or fuck you really want me to describe it with a long ass paragraph?

He obviously doesnt like you, jmt sarah.

by Zelin kwanga June 27, 2018

Jamaican Meat Train (JMT)

A phrase coined following the events that transpired between the members of the 1988 Jamaican bobsled team in a Calgary hotel room. An act in which four men, of Jamaican heritage, run a train on one another, leaving one man, known as the engineer, at the front of the train guiding the man-sled.

My girl and I just watched Disney's 1993 hit Cool Runnings and now she wants to try a Jamaican Meat Train (JMT) together, but I don't have the heart to tell her she'll have to watch.

by Meattrainer April 7, 2021

JMTRUTH

Noun
Person who knowingly lies to deceive others

Became a popular term for a bullshit artist who is one of the Flat Earth celebrities. Used the most when lying about college credentials

Damn, you're acting just like a JMTRUTH. We all know you cant identify negative numbers.

by Candlestick man August 1, 2019

jmtu

Non-existent text slang. Just Made This Up.

c u l8r. jmtu

by bloomfield13 November 23, 2011

JMTA

Jealous Minds Think Alike.
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Song Name from You Me At Six.

Girl 1: Hey, Karly, Shaniqua. I'm dating the hottest guy ever.

Girl 2: Damn.. I wanted him. :I
Girl 3: Same...
Girl 2: JMTA, Shaniqua.
Girl 1: Whatever. Lol.

by trollopss March 12, 2009