JMT is an abbreviation for "Jon-Mat-Taeng", which means "Fucking delicious" in Korean. JMT includes the F word, but JMT itself is not a profanity.
The food there is JMT, but the service is awful.
by YYYYYEEEEEEE October 17, 2020
Jedi Mind Trick - aka, an attempt by a person (usually futile, but please tell us if it works) to get out of something, by attempting to use the ol' 'jedi mind trick' on a weak-minded opponent.
Random Girl: Where's the stapler?
Me: You don't need to see our stapler.
<Holds up stapler> "This isn't the stapler you're looking for.
You may go about your business.
<Girl walks away, confused. Geeky friends laugh.>
by LordHatrus May 5, 2004
Noun: Jamaican Mean Time. A timescale that shifts everything back by up to two and a half hours.
A true story follows.
White, British people looking at their invitations: "I've been here over an hour. Are you sure we've got the right church?"
Pastor, of Caribbean origin: "What you folks doin' here? Bride ain't even be in her dress yet."
White, British people looking at their invitations: "But it says two o'clock."
Pastor, of Caribbean origin: "Chill it my friends. We run tings on JMT. Soon come, soon come."
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress September 19, 2005
Acronym used for rapper "Jedi Mind Tricks." I personally use this when I'm at school. (If you say the full name, kids will think you are a geeky Star Wars fag.)
ME: Yo, JMT is pretty damn cool.
HIM: Really? I'll check him out, thanks man.

BUT...

ME: Jedi Mind Tricks Rules!!!
HIM: You're a fag...
by Ryan Nash August 6, 2007
A phrase coined following the events that transpired between the members of the 1988 Jamaican bobsled team in a Calgary hotel room. An act in which four men, of Jamaican heritage, run a train on one another, leaving one man, known as the engineer, at the front of the train guiding the man-sled.
My girl and I just watched Disney's 1993 hit Cool Runnings and now she wants to try a Jamaican Meat Train (JMT) together, but I don't have the heart to tell her she'll have to watch.
by Meattrainer April 7, 2021