JMT 

JMT is an abbreviation for "Jon-Mat-Taeng", which means "Fucking delicious" in Korean. JMT includes the F word, but JMT itself is not a profanity.

The food there is JMT, but the service is awful.

JMT by YYYYYEEEEEEE October 16, 2020

JMT 

Jedi Mind Trick - aka, an attempt by a person (usually futile, but please tell us if it works) to get out of something, by attempting to use the ol' 'jedi mind trick' on a weak-minded opponent.

Random Girl: Where's the stapler?
Me: You don't need to see our stapler.
<Holds up stapler> "This isn't the stapler you're looking for.
You may go about your business.
<Girl walks away, confused. Geeky friends laugh.>

JMT by LordHatrus May 5, 2004

JMT 

Noun: Jamaican Mean Time. A timescale that shifts everything back by up to two and a half hours.

A true story follows.
White, British people looking at their invitations: "I've been here over an hour. Are you sure we've got the right church?"
Pastor, of Caribbean origin: "What you folks doin' here? Bride ain't even be in her dress yet."
White, British people looking at their invitations: "But it says two o'clock."
Pastor, of Caribbean origin: "Chill it my friends. We run tings on JMT. Soon come, soon come."

JMT by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

JMT 

Jedi Mind Tricks

#JMT is Jedi Mind Tricks
#staupdated

JMT by PsyOpPOW February 26, 2018

JMT 

Just malay things, is use to describe how this group of people will act in a stereotype behavior

Oh, khairul steal a bike? JMT LOL

JMT by Milkdragon21 July 19, 2022

JMT 

Just Malay Things, Is use to describe typical stereotypes actions that a Malay person would perform

Bro he steal your lighter? JMT bro haha

JMT by Milkdragon21 July 20, 2022

JMT 

joke man thing

your on some jmt

JMT by sk.4presi May 6, 2023