JMT
JMT is an abbreviation for "Jon-Mat-Taeng", which means "Fucking delicious" in Korean. JMT includes the F word, but JMT itself is not a profanity.
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Jedi Mind Trick - aka, an attempt by a person (usually futile, but please tell us if it works) to get out of something, by attempting to use the ol' 'jedi mind trick' on a weak-minded opponent.
Random Girl: Where's the stapler?
Me: You don't need to see our stapler.
<Holds up stapler> "This isn't the stapler you're looking for.
You may go about your business.
<Girl walks away, confused. Geeky friends laugh.>
Me: You don't need to see our stapler.
<Holds up stapler> "This isn't the stapler you're looking for.
You may go about your business.
<Girl walks away, confused. Geeky friends laugh.>
JMT by LordHatrus May 5, 2004
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A true story follows.
White, British people looking at their invitations: "I've been here over an hour. Are you sure we've got the right church?"
Pastor, of Caribbean origin: "What you folks doin' here? Bride ain't even be in her dress yet."
White, British people looking at their invitations: "But it says two o'clock."
Pastor, of Caribbean origin: "Chill it my friends. We run tings on JMT. Soon come, soon come."
White, British people looking at their invitations: "I've been here over an hour. Are you sure we've got the right church?"
Pastor, of Caribbean origin: "What you folks doin' here? Bride ain't even be in her dress yet."
White, British people looking at their invitations: "But it says two o'clock."
Pastor, of Caribbean origin: "Chill it my friends. We run tings on JMT. Soon come, soon come."
JMT by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
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