JK Rowling 

1. A genius

2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.

3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.

1. JK Rowling is a genius!

2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*

3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!

JK Rowling by SongGirl August 28, 2013

Jk Rowling 

Hippity hoppity you are now GAY

Jk Rowling: Dumbledore is gay

Me: Bruh

Jk Rowling by nobruhwhy July 3, 2021

JK Rowling 

Staunchly religious.

Hym “Norm Macdonald blew up at a comedian (while he was hosting a game show) for insinuating that JK Rowling wasn’t religious claiming that she was staunchly religious and that she can be quoted (and I’m paraphrasing) saying that if you can’t see the religious iconography that aren’t really watching. Leave it to what’s-his-face to not know what he’s talking about... Again... And he’s crying because he feels bad for himself not because he’s just oh so compassionate.”

JK Rowling by Hym Iam September 30, 2022

jk rowling 

the biggest cunt ever (transphobic, antisemitic, racist, ableist, what fucking not)

Aw man, fuck jk rowling

jk rowling by l.wekhypsd8oimjl;km,. May 17, 2023

JK Rowling! 

A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,

"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!

...jk I fooled ya'all :)"

Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!

JK Rowling! by Tomi the Heffa June 23, 2010

JK Rowling relationship

Liking a person's work (music, art, literature, movie, etc.), but hating the person

"I have a JK Rowling relationship with JK Rowling. I love her books about Harry Potter, but I hate her as an individual."

JK Rowling relationship by BFD98 August 2, 2021

JK Rowling declares ur mom gay 

The ultimate of all ultimate roast. Unimaginable power. If used not just the multiverse but the entire reality with all multiverses would cease to exist leaving an empty pitch dark void. Used only if the user is out of any catchy comebacks. Even God would be erased. Only JK Rowling herself can use this roast without destroying the reality.

Tim: Ur mom gay

Mike: No u
Tim: ur granny tranny
Mike: ur ancestors incestors
Tim: That wont work on me faggot.
Mike: I have no choice but to use this
Tim: Yeah go on.
Mike: JK Rowling declares ur mom gay
*Tim screams in pain his body starts withering and then the planet explodes along with the universe, then multiverse and other multiverses . God starts fading away and there was nothing left. Just an empty dark void.

JK Rowling declares ur mom gay by Saitama 777 February 15, 2021