jailbait and switch

A cougar dressed in a schoolgirl outfit

My friend thought he was hooking up with a tight little chick, but turned out to be a hag pulling a jailbait and switch.

by Mrs Plow December 1, 2010

hell or jail

This describes the consequences of leading a high risk lifestyle, such as addicts and gangsters do.

The 49th Street Rollers lead the hell or jail life!

by I, Wreckerrr January 26, 2017

jailine

1. Shes a girl who everyone is jealous of... sexy, fun, smart, outgoing, and easy to talk to. She has a heart of gold, although she might seem bulletproof, shes caring && sensitive on the inside.
2. A girl who isnt afraid to speak her mind or be herself. Watch out boys, shes a heart breaker. A girl who wont settle for anything but the best, but rightfully so. She doesnt need a man to have fun.
3. She the friend you call at 2a.m. when you need someone to tell you that everything is going to be ok. Sweet, comforting, && hella fun.

Jailine

by BigButtycx December 15, 2013

Jailhouse C-section

When anally raped and the resulting tearing requires the victim to get stitches.

Bubba's gunna give you a jailhouse c-section.

When playing Starcraft, Novawar usually gets a jailhouse c-section.

by Mysticbucket November 4, 2012

Go to horny jail

A phrase used in response to when someone is being excessively sexual on social media, particularly if it's in response to a post which has nothing to do with sex, or which really ought not to stir any sexual desire within anybody. The image that usually accompanies it is the meme dog Doge sternly hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat.

"Hey look, I got bored in lockdown and did some concept art for this female character I think is cool."
"Damn bro she thicc"
"Dafuq bro, go to horny jail"

by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020

jailbird

Someone who consistently gets sentenced to jail time and doesn't care. If they have to do a 4 year bid they would just eat it up like its nothing. They eat, sleep, and think jail and are institutionalized. When released, they have a hard time reintegrating back into society and are likely to somehow end up right back behind bars.

Person 1: Did you hear Ramón got locked up again?

Person 2: I'm not surprised. He's a jailbird. That's all he knows.

by haanspeedball July 9, 2016

Jail Bait

A female who is under the age of consent but who dresses, acts and appears as if she is over the age of consent and who does nothing to correct that impression when she is bedded.

"Keep away from that, it's jail bait."

by AKACroatalin April 4, 2015