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Janourine

Janourines are the most amazing people in the world. If you are lucky enough to have a janourine in your life you will find that she is the most beautiful person you will ever meet. She is funny and intelligent and will be the highlight of your day.
Person 1: Wow, she’s so nice
Person 2: She must be a Janourine
by Hahahhahahahahhahahaha January 1, 2019
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Famke Janssen

Insanely hot actress that plays Xenia Onatopp in Goldeneye and Jean in the X-men movies.
Did you see Famke Janssen's legs in X3? Goddamn...
by Adrian October 8, 2006
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janousek

To take pictures of food, desserts, cakes and drinks while traveling and post them on social media for a wider audience.
Derived from the famous traveling Czech translator Pavel Janousek.
New country, new city on my trip. Finally I got a chance to janousek properly again and ordered an awesome T-bone steak. Look at these pictures!
by Not The Guru January 30, 2020
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Jahsus

The wonderful man who empowers us to do great things.
Yep, it's Jahsus.
by Bendew July 20, 2020
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Jansen Douglas

Jansen Douglas is a fictional character that has become somewhat of a legend or tall tale in the upper Midwest. The name Jansen Douglas is loosely based off of Sir Zacharias Jansen, whom invented the telescope.

The story goes that Douglas was born and raised near Rochester, MN to a family of Furbish descent. He found himself to be of rather short stature and with flat-ironed feet. To make up for this, he wanted to work on (and pilot) the biggest, nastiest diesel-powered machines.

So his career was to fix machinery. This was rather contradictory to the fact that by age 19 the man had already totalled five cars...and he was known as a true hazard on the roadways where he romped. Throughout his career, he spent much of his time looming over growlers.

Friends would often find him buried nose-deep in the Hot Wheels pegs or scouring Urban Dictionary. He was also world-renowned for his E-Revo billowing acts. He started out small time but eventually hit paydirt in Sauk Rapids.

Legend has it that Jansen Douglas now lives somewhere in North Dakota. The last claimed siting of him was in mid-2009 at a Slipknot concert in Mankato, Minnesota where he was found laid out in a crumpled heap on the floor with a beer-soaked shirt.

Pictures have supposedly surfaced of this rare being. Each picture almost always has one of two attributes; a large gritting smile; or Douglas shown with wildly-thrown elbows and an R/C body 10 feet above his head and smoke billowing out from the Titan 550's.
That is the well-known story of Jansen Douglas.
by Looped Out November 2, 2009
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janoušek

To take pictures of, share to a wider audience (preferrably on social media) and simply enjoy good food from all over the world, which includes cakes, ice-cream and other dessert. Spelling "janousek" can also be accepted.
Have a look at these food pictures from last night! I often janoušek together with my colleagues. The starter, the main course and the dessert - it was so tasty!
by Not The Guru November 7, 2019
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Janset

A sweet and popular girl who has great physical characteristics, but is not defined by them due to her strengths in other fields, such as arts or photography. May occasionally color their hair, but not in an overly-done fashion.
Oh man, check out that girl who's hosting her exhibition, she looks like a total Janset.
by Axis_Op April 30, 2021
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