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Jags is a word meaning 'many'. It was discovered by myself and a fellow bretheren back in late 2002 when we were in absolute dismay as to describe how much we had of a certain green substance. Utter Jags, we said, Utter Jags...
The crazy clown opened up with a rifle and killed 'JAGS' of people in a desperate attempt to resolve the differences within his psychopathic schizo mind. The clown was finally apprehended when utter 'JAGS' of police reinforcements arrived with that guy from Crank and kicked the crazy clowns ass back to clown school.
Jags by Kultivator February 13, 2010
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Im so jags I could fuck a choir boy at Sunday Mass.
jags by Nel3211 August 19, 2012
the postpartum zayn malik treatment
ever since zayn left I've been feeling the jags.
jags by 1dizzleaf April 14, 2015
Taken men who want to go to the bars not to get laid, but to get drunk and play pool.
There's not a whole lot of women there but it's perfect for a couple jags like us.
Jags by Shoopy December 22, 2017
A school in south London for prestige bitches. You may find the odd nice one but they are very rare. Most jags girls think they’re really fit but usually their eyebrow shades are darker than anything you’ve ever seen before. The population of the school is literally made up of lesbians so if u want a gay child send them to jags.
“Are you sending little Becky to jags?”
“Yh I think it would be good for her, the academics are great!”
Ur daughter gay fam”
JAGS by Sweatybollocks69 October 30, 2018
JAGS is an abbreviation that me and a friend came up with when she spelled "haha" wrong, then we made it into Just A Good Saying, and it better take the internet by storm right NOW.
your friend: Where did you come up with that saying???

you: idk it's jags

or

Freind: *makes a joke*

You: lol jags
JAGS by Taytertot-like-a-boss March 17, 2019