When a male and female are out of protection and birth control and the guy wants to piss in her to feel the satisfaction of release and not get her knocked up.
Man 1: Dude i need some protection, help me out.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.
Man 2: Nah dude i'm out, you should just piss-jaculate in the girl.
by Sh_ayy April 12, 2010
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Get the E-jaculate mug.When you send an email before you're ready to send.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
You might hit send accidentally or your cat walks on the keyboard and sends it for you or the next thing you know, the email has been sent even though you haven't even touched the keyboard.
The prematurely send-jaculated mail definitely isn't ready to be sent as it might be halfway written, have a lot of typos, or be too rant-y or stupid to be sent, hence causing embarrassment when the email reaches the recipient.
Co-worker to another: I just hit the wrong key and sent half an email to the boss that I shouldn't have!
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
Another: Premature send-jaculation is dangerous, hope you don't lose your job dude
by sarasplayroom.com July 14, 2009
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Get the premature e-jaculation mug.Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
by scodder May 3, 2010
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For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.
Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).
For individuals it is when someone shows their appreciation Facebook post by BOTH using the thumbs up function as well as mentioning how much they like the post in a comment.
Alternatively, it refers to excessive "likes" by many people on the same post (approx 10 or more).
Tegan's FB Post: @thedaleks when will you learn? (updated via Twitter)
*Megan and 15 other people like this*
Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!
... Later that day...
Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.
Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.
*Megan and 15 other people like this*
Megan's comment: LOVE THIS!!
... Later that day...
Megan: Tegan I saw that post you did about the Daleks on FB - hilarious. I like-jaculated all over it.
Tegan: Yeah, 15 people liked it! I love it when people like-jaculate on my Facebook.
by MegsGirds October 13, 2011
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