Jack Barakat is a highly dangerous man who will steal your boyfriend namely alex gaskarth because he doesnt want anyone else.
' Jack Barakat please. Don't take Alex from me. He's my husband! Jack Barakat no- stop kissing Alex. Oh god Jimmy get out.'
'Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK BARAKAT GET OFF HIM HE'S MINE . HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK BARAKAT IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BARAKAT BACK OFF. NO JACK BARAKAT . STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK BARAKAT ? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.'
'Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK BARAKAT GET OFF HIM HE'S MINE . HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK BARAKAT IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BARAKAT BACK OFF. NO JACK BARAKAT . STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK BARAKAT ? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.'
by AFangirlOfAllThingsAmazing💙💜 February 8, 2019
Get the Jack Barakat mug.A mental illness that can make he/she/other tunnel visioned around Jack Barbakat. In some cases it has lead to serious injury, mental hospitalization, and rarely death.
Symptoms may include:
- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)
- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch
- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat
- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat
- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times
- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat
- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)
- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day
- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)
- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat
- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)
- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple
- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)
- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him
Symptoms may include:
- Addiction to masturbating to Jack Barakat (some cases more than 13 times a day)
- Spending all of your life's saving on Jagk Merch
- Skipping school/fun activities/work/eating/sleeping to watch interviews with Jack Barakat
- Continually making dick jokes/dirty jokes to be more like Jack Barakat
- Listening to Jack Barakat's laugh on Tumblr for repeat more than 3,000 times
- Dying your hair black/dark brown with blonde streaks in it, and straightening + spiking it up like Jack Barakat
- Always wearing Jagk Merch 24/7 and never taking it off (some cases include wearing the merch as their wedding gown/wedding suit)
- Stalking Jack Barakat's twitter all day
- Re-tweeting Jack Barakat's tweets (some cases people have tweeted every single tweet he tweeted)
- Fantasizes about meeting/marrying/dating/being friends/having sexual intercourse with Jack Barakat
- Planning ways to find Jack Barakat's exact where-about's (and kidnap him and keeping him in your basement; some people added)
- Obsessing over Jack Barakat's hairy legs/adam's apple
- Staring at pictures of Jack Barakat, such as these (and wishing that the bubbles would disappear)
- Taking note of all of Jack Barakat's tattoos, and getting the exact ones done on your body just like him
If you have any/all of these symptoms, please seek professional help immediately. Jackbarakatitus is a serious illness, and should not be joked about. It can happen to ANYONE...even bunnies...
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