Hittin' The J.O

Jacking off, masturbating, wanking.

Excuse me, may I use your bathroom? I need to hit the J.O if you don't mind.

You ain't Hittin' the J.O in my bathroom bro.

by porcon September 1, 2011

J.O. and O.J.

Jerking off and orange juice; Masturbating in the morning (i.e. before breakfast).

Sorry I'm late, I was just finishing some J.O. and O.J.

by Mattj June 7, 2016

J.O.-K.O.

The act of masturbating and then falling asleep immediately after.

I had an important paper to do, but instead I suffered a J.O.-K.O.

by Tha937 October 7, 2011

j.o.'s

short version the jordans

he was wearing the new j.o.'s

by ?. December 23, 2005

J.O

The act of male masturbation (Jack Off, Jerk Off).

Yo I’m going to go hit a J.O

by Feenbeen January 21, 2024

J.O

Short for jerked over. It’s when Amish people convert to a normal life.

Amish person 1: Look at her, I think her son converted after rumspringa!

Amish person 2: Yikes. Looks like we’ve got another j.o on our hands.

by Dwrfsack February 18, 2023

J.O. Daze

Jerk off Daze. J.O. pronounced like Joe. When a cum pig is jerking you off frantically and she makes a face. The face is of pure concentration and usually her tongue is out and heavy breathing is heard. This face can also be done at other times like when waiting for the bus.

I almost shit myself laughing last night. After i fucked Amy she knew her role. BITCH stroked my cock so hard that she got total J.O. Daze.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023