An excellent music genre that used to have a humane, mature fanbase only a couple years back. These fans still exist, but most of the fandom has been taken over by anime freaks which has ticked off most original J-rock fans. These anime fans only listen to Dir en grey (actually, some haven't even heard a Dir en grey song in their life) and claim to listen to Malice Mizer and Moi dix Mois, just so they can obsess over Mana who they clearly know nothing about (that sucks considerably, as Mana is a great, talented musician, not just a pretty face). They claim to be huge J-rock fans after only naming these three bands, yet have never heard of others like Amadeus, Boom Boom Satellites, Soft Ballet, or Blam Honey.
by nightandday September 9, 2008
Get the j-rockmug. A man with unrivaled sexual prowess. he has huge yet defined muscles due to his copious sexual activity and is known to only copulate with the finest of females (models, actresses, singers etc). Some men are intimidated or feel nervous around women they find sexually attractive. not him.
Hot Bitch 1: Woah look how sexy that guy is over there. I know his jeans aren't particularly tight-fitting but I swear I can see the outline of his thick, meaty cock.
Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.
Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J Rock!
Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.
Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J Rock!
by naughty minx October 14, 2011
Get the J Rockmug. A Genre of Music originating in Japan. It is a mix of Rock and Hair Bands, and it is very pleasign to the ear. One of the most influental of J-Rock bands is X-Japan. See also J-Pop.
by Tesseract May 26, 2006
Get the J-Rockmug. by Pebbles jr stone August 30, 2007
Get the j rockmug. A man with unrivaled sexual prowess. he has huge yet defined muscles due to his copious sexual activity and is known to only copulate with the finest of females (models, actresses, singers etc). Some men are intimidated or feel nervous around women they find sexually attractive. not him.
Hot Bitch 1: Woah look how sexy that guy is over there. I know his jeans aren't particularly tight-fitting but I swear I can see the outline of his thick, meaty cock.
Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.
Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J-Rock!
Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.
Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J-Rock!
by tasty bitch May 28, 2011
Get the J-Rockmug. 1. A young basketball player, particularly younger than most of his / her team mates.
2. Babyface
3. Someone who is of great talent in the field of cosmetology.
4. A complimentary nickname for someone who is great in the field of Cosmetology.
2. Babyface
3. Someone who is of great talent in the field of cosmetology.
4. A complimentary nickname for someone who is great in the field of Cosmetology.
by disslin November 22, 2011
Get the J-Rockmug. by Girl146 November 7, 2010
Get the J-Rockmug.