An excellent music genre that used to have a humane, mature fanbase only a couple years back. These fans still exist, but most of the fandom has been taken over by anime freaks which has ticked off most original J-rock fans. These anime fans only listen to Dir en grey (actually, some haven't even heard a Dir en grey song in their life) and claim to listen to Malice Mizer and Moi dix Mois, just so they can obsess over Mana who they clearly know nothing about (that sucks considerably, as Mana is a great, talented musician, not just a pretty face). They claim to be huge J-rock fans after only naming these three bands, yet have never heard of others like Amadeus, Boom Boom Satellites, Soft Ballet, or Blam Honey.
by nightandday July 29, 2006
A man with unrivaled sexual prowess. he has huge yet defined muscles due to his copious sexual activity and is known to only copulate with the finest of females (models, actresses, singers etc). Some men are intimidated or feel nervous around women they find sexually attractive. not him.
Hot Bitch 1: Woah look how sexy that guy is over there. I know his jeans aren't particularly tight-fitting but I swear I can see the outline of his thick, meaty cock.
Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.
Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J Rock!
Hot Bitch 2: Yeah I know, check out how muscular, yet defined he is too. He's left me with a wet, quivering quim.
Hot Bitch 1 & 2: It must be J Rock!
by naughty minx May 28, 2011
Japanese Rock. Most of the lyrics in this genre is very poetic (sometimes doesn't make sense, but you'll get it if you read the lyrics with thought).
Person who doesn't understand J-Rock: They suck because they sound awful and they steal stuff from American Rock.
Me: You might as well as say that for today's bands in the US as well. Not all American and Japanese rock is bad, you just have to get in depth with the lyrics.
Me: You might as well as say that for today's bands in the US as well. Not all American and Japanese rock is bad, you just have to get in depth with the lyrics.
by Tsukasa134 February 22, 2006
by scientificprogessgoesboink August 09, 2003
by Pebbles jr stone August 24, 2007
J-rock litteraly means Japanese rock.
It consist of Japanese rock artists who generaly dress in a gothic or gothic-lolita style.
It consist of Japanese rock artists who generaly dress in a gothic or gothic-lolita style.
Some J-rock Bands to check out are Malice Mizer, Moi Dix Moid, Larc en Ciel, An Cafe and Miyavi (who is the best)
by YoungYulia September 03, 2006
Mostly crappy rock music. It's Japanese rock music hince the J for Japanese. Most of the "singers" dress like women and follow the 70's glam rock idea. Although the music not lyrics are alright most of the lyrics when translated into english or even read in Japanese don't make sence. It's about as coharent as J-Rap and equaly bad.
Otaku-Oh my god J-rock is soooo much better then American or British rock!
Me-Japan is behind the times when it comes to rock and Japan should make their own style rather then steal it.
Me-Japan is behind the times when it comes to rock and Japan should make their own style rather then steal it.
by Woogy January 06, 2005