skill issue

a snide remark used to suggest that the root cause of a problem lies with the incompetence / lack of skill of the person expressing said problem.

it is often used cheekily and ironically in response to situations where the problem genuinely lies outside of the person's control, for the purposes of trolling.

see also: BM; toxic

'it's impossible to fight against these players with their pay-to-win equipment that kills us in one hit. i think their stats need to be balanced.'
'sounds like skill issue'

by Randomystick February 7, 2022

Briggs Issue

A magazine written by homeless artists. Started up by Briggsy this magazine has never sold a single copy because it is such pretentious bollocks.

Homeless artist: Briggs Issue, sir?

Normal person: Fuck off you arty scum.

by Gordy Frigmahole September 21, 2006

Trust issues

Trust issues; When a person has trouble trusting others due to betrayal or other personal reasons, or are just lacking in trust due to a action or things the one on the reciving end are doing. this can be with anyone, from relationships, to friendships or just plain strangers, Trust issues cause a lot of issues in future events and can cause disappointment and missing out on important situations in life.

Her trust issues sky rocketed when her husband came home with lipstick on his collar.

He knew it, his trust issues where correct, His friend was spreading rumours about him.

by Fear kun May 27, 2018

daddy issues

when a girl has a messed up relationship with her dad. usually the fathers fault. either he left or is acting like a total bitch.

as a result the girl might be attracted to older men, or men with anger issues if her father was an angry man, and sometimes will stay in an abusive relationship because it would just feel like home. if he left, don’t ever blame yourself for him leaving. he just missed the best thing that he could have ever have.

person 1: yeah dude my dads fucked up, he left me for money/drugs/alcohol/a younger woman. and now I’m attracted to older men.
person 2: I’m sorry dude that must’ve been hard.

person 1: yeah I have to go to therapy

person 2: well you already know that you have daddy issues so that’s a start

by Yali jacobi September 10, 2020

daddy issues

stems from someone having a poor or non existent relationship with their father. their father may be abusive, neglectful, or absent. in some cases they may be present and treat their child well enough, but may not be very attached emotionally. people with daddy issues can end up being attracted or attached emotionally to older men, men who remind them of their father, or men that have qualities they would want in a father.

Sylvia: My dad was never around for me.
Juliet: And my dad was a sack of shit.
Adam: Daddy issues seem to be prevalent in this friend group. Cheers to that

by nomegaverse October 15, 2021

Dandori issue

Being bad at something, or having a "skill issue". Particularly when playing the video game series Pikmin.

Pikmin 2 isn't unfair or bad, you just have what they call a "Dandori issue".

by Louie2004 July 11, 2023

mommy issues

In my own experience is knowing she doesn't care , about my feelings , gaslighting , when youre telling her someone she doesn't listen , she blames all on you , manipulative , always seems to want to hurt you even if she says its "because she cares" , your mommy ignoring you, shouting at you, making you feel worthless and like the worst person in the world ... in more simple terms , having a careless mom , having a bad relationship with her , having an absent mom , abusive , manipulative ,etc.

What does it triggers?

Body Dismorphia(horrible self steam and body image) , resenting others for having a good relationship with their mother ( because you can't and never had) ,being to confrontional an scaring others around ( trust issues , bad commitment issues) , pushing away , getting emotional attached to mother figures , distancing yourself from people you love so you don't get hurt (again trust issues , because all the abuse you've lived) ,liking astrology , wanting independence , controlling , can me impulsive , sensitive (but often don't show it) , not many female friends / many guys friends , more feminist views, need validation of everyone and need attention all the time , having anger issues and not knowing how to express your feelings , getting attached to fast with anyone but having trust issues, never letting people touch you ever , independent but secretly clingy , very giving and caring for others ( craves the motherly role).

X: She listens to Lana Del Rey , is not a surprise she has mommy issues.

Y: Yeah , she also cries when someone says " Im proud of you" , I think she just really need love from their parents .

by juddy.q February 17, 2021