israeli lawnmower

A weird sexual practice.

Similar to the mexican lawnmower, with the main difference that you fill her ass with matzo balls and falafel before putting anal beads into her ass and leave it there for a few days. If you need lube, you should use hummus. These Matzo balls will increase the stimulation and help constipating the ass. For the next few days, you feed her with tacos and very spicy food, usually mexican, but it can also be asian. After a few days, you just rip out the anal beads and she will release a metric fucktonne of shit, falafel and matzo balls. Then, you can enjoy some specially spiced, warm, delicious falafel and matzo balls. Mmmmh.

P1: Oh wow, I didnt know you were that good on cooking. This falafel is just delicious. How did you manage to get it that good?
P2: Well, me and my girlfriend tried the israeli lawnmower today.

by Sir Asbestos April 24, 2020

Israeled

When you allow someone to use a thing you own or sit in a place that is reserved for you then they claim it's theirs all along

- Someone asked me to share my table at the coffee shop and then they asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting?!
- looks like you have been israeled

by Lilylina October 20, 2023

israa

Israa's are known for being extremely breath taking and super exotic. Usually have striking facial features and beautiful voices. They have a captivating smile and charming eyes. They love to laugh and enjoy doing anything with no reservations. Be careful when dealing with israa's they're extremely blunt and honest. They are super smart and incredible lovers. They love with their heart and soul entirely. If you lose an israa you will always regret it. Israa's haunt your very soul with the playfullness youth and charisma. They are incredibly energetic and independent. Some of the most beautiful women alive

Wow look at her she must be an israa
Wow that's israa she's amazing

by nicolexox September 26, 2013

israeled

when a person claimed something that belongs to you as theirs

Elizabeth: Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??

Nada: Looks like you have been israeled

by october revolution October 20, 2023

israa

Israa is an amazing person.She's lovely,kind,open minded,forgiving,funny,nicest anddd sweetest girl you would ever meet.She has this kind of smile where no other girl could replace,literally when i first laid eyes on israa she has this type of charteristic that no other girl has.She has a way of making people smile without even trying.Basically to make it short,Always remember that if you ever have an israa in your life never let her go because i did it once but regretted like hell so take my word for it you should love them endlessly and never stop.Israa you're amazing thank you for making my life better

israa is so amazing omgggggg!!!!!!!

by ben holyho February 11, 2019

Isra

Someone who is very beautiful and clean hearted she loves to help people in their difficult times and would give her all. Also very honest and trust worthy

You need an Isra in your life

by Prettygyal063 August 13, 2017

Got Israeled

When someone asks to share something of yours then claims it's become theirs and takes it for themselves

I was sitting in a coffee shop when someone came and asked to sit with me, they then told me to leave as they were having a meeting.
I think you just got Israeled

by anonymous October 27, 2023