Faclonic Irrigation

The act of clearing all the shit Facebook applications out of your profile.

It took me four hours to complete my Faclonic Irrigation, man was there alot of shit in my Facebook!

by DrLoveNuts August 3, 2009

irrigation penis

Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.

1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks

by irrigationpenisman January 4, 2021

vampiric irrigation

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

by gs1994 March 2, 2009

Golden irrigation

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.

Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Golden Irrigation

An act of sexual intercourse between two men in which one man urinates in the second mans anus.

'Man, are they doing Golden Irrigation'

by Jack Vasay March 21, 2008

Anal Irrigation

The cleaning out of someones butthole using tounge, toes, or crayola crayons

Giancarlo performed Anal Irrigation on Casey

by Lickmytoes July 27, 2010