When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!
by Bob-owski October 5, 2011
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Person 1: wow Morgan has been spending a lot of time running lately
Person 2: she is intense I heard she is training for the ironman triathlon in October.
Person 2: she is intense I heard she is training for the ironman triathlon in October.
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A competition amongst the male populace to see who can go the longest without sexual interaction or masturbating during the time of lent. That means no masturbating, handjobs, blowjobs, penetration, or any other form of sexual interactions that could possibly result in orgasms.
by rsnyper February 11, 2010
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by Ironmike2018 December 28, 2005
Get the Ironman mug.A competition where 3 person teams compete to see who can finish a 30-Pack of Beer, eighth of weed, and a large pizza the fastest. The team that finishes first without puking is the champion.
Other variations of this competition include replacing pizza with other foods such as wings, hot dogs, or cheeseburgers.
Other variations of this competition include replacing pizza with other foods such as wings, hot dogs, or cheeseburgers.
by socollege December 7, 2009
Get the Ironman Competition mug.while having sex with a girl from behind, before you orgasm, pull out...an iron pipe(literally, an iron pipe), and as she looks behind to see whats going on, smash her in the face with it, and then blow your load in her ear(because shes fucking unconscience, who cares)
Tre and lenika are fucking. she hears some rumbling behind her and looks, only to have a lead pipe across her head. tre screams out "i just ironman that hoe"
by jdubb70 March 6, 2008
Get the ironman that hoe mug.Originates from Hawaii, the "hawaii Ironman" is the hardest one there is and qualifying for it can be as difficult as finishing the race itself.
An "Iroman" is a triathlon event( see triathlon)which takes all three disciplines(swimming,biking and running) to extreme levels. The event starts with a 3.8 km swim, then going on to the 180km bike and the marathon(about 43km)run.
There is no break between these 3 sports which is what makes it so hard. That and the intense distances. There is a time limit for each event. The swimming time limit is about 2 hours and 20 minutes.
The best usually take about 8 hours to finish an Ironman, the worst will take over 16 hours and some might even have to drop out or risk severe injury and in some cases, death.
It is hard to get into an "Ironman" event, and preparing for one can take years depending on the individuel. Those who participate and finish get a t-shirt which they can proudly wear post-race.
Triathlon and the Ironman are growing in popularity.
An "Iroman" is a triathlon event( see triathlon)which takes all three disciplines(swimming,biking and running) to extreme levels. The event starts with a 3.8 km swim, then going on to the 180km bike and the marathon(about 43km)run.
There is no break between these 3 sports which is what makes it so hard. That and the intense distances. There is a time limit for each event. The swimming time limit is about 2 hours and 20 minutes.
The best usually take about 8 hours to finish an Ironman, the worst will take over 16 hours and some might even have to drop out or risk severe injury and in some cases, death.
It is hard to get into an "Ironman" event, and preparing for one can take years depending on the individuel. Those who participate and finish get a t-shirt which they can proudly wear post-race.
Triathlon and the Ironman are growing in popularity.
Jim trained 3 hours a day everyday for 2 years and entered the "Germany Ironman" and finished with a time of 10 hours. He now has a tshirt which he proudly wears.
Jim feels great and is now one of the ultimate badasses in the world.
No football,rugby,soccer,or whatever player can touch him.
He has become the ultimate endurance athlete. Jim is now an "Ironman"
Jim feels great and is now one of the ultimate badasses in the world.
No football,rugby,soccer,or whatever player can touch him.
He has become the ultimate endurance athlete. Jim is now an "Ironman"
by canadiantriathlonfreak September 5, 2005
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