A Spanish footballer who came from Fuentealbilla, and went to Barcelona's academy La Masia. He started to make a name for himself professionally in the 2010-11 season, after his 2010 World Cup Final goal. Known for his insane vision, finesse, and balance while skilling the crap out of defenders, and being a humble man on the pitch, Iniesta is the whole package. His signature move is "la croqueta".
"Did you see Andres Iniesta pull, that spin move off a PSG defender?"
"Yeah, he totally caught him by surprise!"
"Yeah, he totally caught him by surprise!"
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Ionela is a sweet warm-hearted girl. Although, only to her friends. To strangers, she is more non-talkative towards their appearance. When she or he argues with someone with some type of form of drama, she is a demon in a form of human, so do not mess with her. Although Ionela is overall kind, she is also possibly clueless and gullible to anything her friends say or accuse. Because of this, this causes drama, and her to be very much like a demon who will make your life hell. Overall, an Ionela might be a bad choice for a partner, roommate or friend. This does not apply to all.
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Get the Ionela mug.meaning "violet flower". This was the name of a sea nymph in Greek mythology. It has been used as a given name in the English-speaking world since the 19th century, though perhaps based on the Greek place name Ionia, a region on the west coast of Asia Minor. Someone called Ione has the traits of a very strong person but, is not too over confident.
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Kevin and I were planning on getting ionized this weekend, so we went out and bought three bottles and some controlled substances
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