Infiniphile

1. Someone who is attracted to all people
2. A primary attraction to the human soul
Translates into "Infinite Lover"

I'm an infiniphile, I love all humans.

by Atrocity420 June 28, 2021

infinite poop

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 5 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive.

oh god not the infinite poop copypasta

by dicknommer69 October 22, 2019

Infinigger

The ridiculous superlative of the word "nigger". It is a superior insult to both nigger, as well as its comparatives such as double nigger.

BigBootyHoe: I don't like gay marriage.
SeXbOxLuver69 : DOUBLE NIGGER!
BigBootyHoe: TRIPLE NIGGER!
SeXbOxLuver69: DOUBLE-TRIPLE NIGGER!
BigBootyHoe: TETRANIGGER!
SeXbOxLuver69: INFINIGGER!
BigBootyHoe: *Gasp* D':

by Skittles (: June 1, 2013

infinite stratos

An anime where literally every girl character falls for the main character, Ichika Orimura. Ichika was the first man ever to be able to activate an Infinite Stratos (IS) and is sent to an all girl school in order to learn how to use the IS.

John: Hey, have you watched Infinite Stratos?

Bob: Yea, that Ichika guy sure is lucky.

by JomamaYomama October 23, 2013

Infinitaire

This is a self proclaimed title of a man who sought the living God for ever increasing wealth; mainly to aid all the poor and needy.

Just as there are millionaires and billionaires; there is also an Infinitaire.

by CptNova March 13, 2022

Ur day infinite gay

This is the ultimate trump card that should only be used if ur family tree LGBT is used. THIS IS NON-REVERSIBLE, NO U'S HAVE NO EFFECT.

Ben: Ur mom gay lol
Dover: Ur daddy lesbian
*Ben stumbles, but finds his footing*
Ben:Ur sister a mister
Dover: Ur brother a mother
*Ben faints a little*
Ben: Ur grandpap a trap
Dover : ur granny tranny
Ben: ur family tree LGBT
Dover: Ur family reunion homosexual communion

*Ben uses final trump card*
Ben: UR DAY INFINITE GAY
* Time fucking erases dover from existence*

by coman467 May 20, 2018

Infiniboner

This is an erection that lasts for more than 4 hours brought on by excessive amounts of erectile dysfunction medication or sexual performance supplements. A doctor is not contacted in the case of an infiniboner. An infiniboner is usually paired together with strippers, prostitutes and cocaine with the intent of a never-ending sexual performance. It is the everlasting gobstopper or energizer bunny boner of boners.

Lamar Odom used up to 10 sexual performance supplements to land himself a legendary infiniboner at a Vegas brothel.

by Timmah!!! December 7, 2015