The act of committing to go have drinks with the lads and then pulling out last minute to prevent next morning hangovers or trouble with the wife. There is a positive correlation between the above and Coitus interruptus.
Opposite: Brexiting - telling everyone at the party that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Opposite: Brexiting - telling everyone at the party that you are leaving, but actually staying.
Oi, did Marc come out get gazeeboed with the lads last night?
Nah, cunt’s pulled a coitus interzisgus. Said he had to work late. He’s just too slow or too stupid.
Or both.
Fuck yes mate! Fuck yes!
Nah, cunt’s pulled a coitus interzisgus. Said he had to work late. He’s just too slow or too stupid.
Or both.
Fuck yes mate! Fuck yes!
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1. A fictional device from the film "This Island Earth" (1955, q.v.) which is an extremely powerful and flexible (if somewhat bulky)combined communications, computation and weapons system.
2. By derivation, any desireable new gadget with lots of cool features, for example a multifunction colour printer/scanner/copier, often the property of another, resulting in repeated violations of the Tenth Commandment ("thou shalt not covet ....").
3. Any piece of technical equipment beyond the understanding of Managers, e.g. pencil sharpener, doorknob, chair, cup.
4. The large-scale version of a "widget" or "thingie", which are usually quite small.
2. By derivation, any desireable new gadget with lots of cool features, for example a multifunction colour printer/scanner/copier, often the property of another, resulting in repeated violations of the Tenth Commandment ("thou shalt not covet ....").
3. Any piece of technical equipment beyond the understanding of Managers, e.g. pencil sharpener, doorknob, chair, cup.
4. The large-scale version of a "widget" or "thingie", which are usually quite small.
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within the first 10 minutes of Witches of Eastwick I figured 'Intermission Impossible', and had to figure out an escape plan
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to desire (a person or thing) to be (as specified):
to wish the problem settled.
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to desire (a person or thing) to be (as specified):
to wish the problem settled.
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