internetlessness

a state of being without internet access

i'm living in a state of internetlessness until comcast activates my account

by Lauren O. September 30, 2005

internetpenis

the size of your penis when described on the internetz.

my internetpenis is gigantic, much bigger than IRL.

by glennar August 11, 2009

interneutered

To lose your connection to the internet due to circumstances beyond your control.

They dug a hole in the wrong place, broke some fibre, and left me interneutered for a week.

by lemonboli October 30, 2008

internettent

adj.; intermittent internet connection that evokes varying degrees of impatience, frustration and rage. ISP-provided causes: severe thunderstorms, poor cabling, congestion of bandwidth.

my report is delayed due to internettent weather

by borles-q October 12, 2017

Interneter

A person who spends a majority of their life on the Internet just "wandering" and "surfing" and are often pale because they rarely, if ever, go outside

"Hey have you seen Erika in awhile?"
"No, she turned into an interneter

by MinecraftAddict_ July 27, 2016

internexpert

A person who doesn't know much, or maybe knows nothing, about a certain subject, but quickly looks information about the subject using the internet to appear as if they are an "expert" on the subject.

Ben was being quite the internexpert last night when he was arguing with Tim about the efficacy of car batteries.

by oldskoolsolider August 21, 2017

internigger

An internigger is a human who is half white/half black, AKA undesired.

Hey bro, look at that internigger over there.

by idunnowhoheis November 18, 2017