intermission shower

an insanely quick shower taken during the intermission of a sporting event, such as between hockey periods

TV Announcer: And coming up on the Dodge intermission report...
Guy #1: Where'd Bob go?
Guy #2: He went to take an intermission shower. If he times it right he'll be back right before the puck drops for the 3rd period.

Not many things in life are as great as a perfectly-timed intermission shower.

by Kle K May 16, 2006

intermission quickie

When it’s intermission while you’re watching a hockey game on tv, and you sneak away with your significant other and do a quick lil somethin.

“We were bored watching intermission commercials so we snuck to the bedroom until next period. For an intermission quickie.” ;)

by JamiesonM May 30, 2018

Prohibition Intermission

A period of time at a party where everyone stops partying to hide all of the alcohol for fear that cops or parents have showed up.

John: Hey, why is everyone hiding all the booze?

Jake: Prohibition intermission man, they saw a cop drive by.

by Bstaff19 March 14, 2011

Gentleman's Intermission

When a middle-aged man or older takes a break from his marital duties and spouse and acts like he is single without any responsibilities or obligation to his family or spouse.

My dad has been in Vegas for 2 weeks, taking a gentleman's intermission from my mom.

by pureh November 6, 2010

Fartuvial Intermission

The length of time between a person farting and when that fart is first smelled.

The fartuvial intermission was just long enough for Mike to slip below the pew in church, thus leaving his wife to take the blame for the foul smell.

by Stanley Sultanpuss January 3, 2009

sex intermission

When two movie characters with no previous chemistry stop a movie dead in its tracks to have sex.

Wow, The Room has a lot of sex intermissions.

by matchup July 23, 2016

its snot intermission

when a person gets annoyed by another's boring, pointless story telling, and without notice, pushes in one nostril and launches a wod at the idiot from the other nostril to make them stop for a short period of time

that dumbass wouldnt shut up, so i let em know its snot intermission

by cbcrackhead May 18, 2010