classic intercourse

A statement made after engaging in particularly satisfying sexual intercourse. Made popular by British sitcom I'm Alan Partridge.

"Well Sonya, that was classic intercourse. So... thanks." - Alan Partridge

by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

Nasal intercourse

A type of sexual intercouse in which the male penis is inserted into their partners nose.

Timmy wanted to spice up his sex life with Sheela so they had nasal intercourse.

by Galapicos potato May 6, 2014

Intercourse, PA

Small town in Lancaster County PA. Home of the oldest Amish settlement in the country. It's part of the crazy town names in the area. Just down the road is Bird-in-Hand, across the field is Paradise, and over the mountain is Blue Ball.

To get to Intercourse, PA go through Bird-in-Hand, pass Blue Ball, stay on the same road, and you'll find Intercouse. Afterwards you'll go through Paradise.

by jumbojumbo August 16, 2010

Intercourse Amigo

An alternative phrase for 'fuck buddy'. May be more widely used when in the presence of a more adult, or mature crowd. Also works in front of cops to lighten the mood when making a report.

My girl got herself an intercourse amigo, man I'm gonna beat the shit out of him one of these days.

by Savage 6062 February 11, 2013

Double-intercourse

While having vaginal sex with a woman you either

A. Accidentally have your balls slip in the anal cavity

B. Or have you penis miss and enter the anal cavity

Shit dude, me and sally accidentally had a double-intercourse last night

by T_dono09 December 6, 2018

textual intercourse

The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.

Matt and Heather have been having textual intercourse for over a month.

by Chauncey Billups August 24, 2005

intercourse

the word sex ed teachers call getting laid

by splurb June 5, 2003