Chair-To-Keyboard Interface

Useful abbreviation as CTKI, or occasionally CKI (Chair-Keyboard Interface).

CTKI is the tech-tarded USER that TECHS spend so much company time dealing with that could be better spent on more important network issues.

USER: "My login doesn't work. Is the network down or something?"

TECH: "No, networks fine. Is your Caps Lock on?"

USER: "Oh my gosh, it IS, tee-hee! Sorry for calling you from your lunch break as an emergency."

(Boss comes in): "So USER tells me there's network problems and they can't log in! What's going on with the system?"

TECH: "Problem solved. But I think it would be in your best interest to replace the CTKI."

(CTKI=Chair-To-Keyboard Interface,)

by Doc Pyrata May 3, 2008

Interfacial

When men cum on dissimilar-skinned women's faces. Like a white guy on a black woman's face, or a black guy on a white woman's face, a chinese guy on a woman's face with hispanic backgrounds etc.

That black dude loves to interfacial his white girlfriend.

by MarcYanix April 6, 2010

Interpassiary

A drunk person in the middle of a confusing situation who is interpreting to the other drunk people what’s going on.

Lisa, drunk from wine tasting all day and surrounded by wine tasting party friends acts as interpassiary for the board game Telestrations.

by Urok March 30, 2019

interpassiary

The interaction of one drunk person trying to explain a board game to other drunk people.

Lisa, interpassiary for Telestrations explained the rules to her confused friends.

by Urok March 30, 2019

Interfacetion

What you have for a friend that spends more than 2 hours a day on Facebook.

Dude, don't forget we have an Interfacetion for Frankie tonight!

My friend uses his phone for Facebook more than phone calls and texts, it's time for an Interfacetion!

F.A.R.E - Facebook Abuse Resistance Education

by F.A.R.E. January 22, 2011

interface

A linkage between two things. A user interface is the system of controls with which the user controls a device. Two devices are said to be interfaced when their operations are linked electronically. An interface box is often required to convert signals from one form to another

Hi, this software can not work on your computer without loading ABC programme which will work as an interface

by ZIAULHAQ December 28, 2007

interfacial marriage

One's hot when the other's not. A relationship mismatched on the level of attractiveness.

Dude's totally in an interfacial marriage. Have you seen the woofer he has settled with?

by Etch May 15, 2007