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A system in which massive multi billion dollar companies “insure” people and subsequently spy on them without their express knowledge or consent. Hence the “nce” stands for, “and see everything.”
Thank god I had insurance when I drowned in the bathtub with the hairdryer inside of my mussy while overdosing on methamphetamines made available by the Drug Enforcement Agency. There was no need to panic since the private insurance companies spy on our activities through our cell phones, televisions, lightbulbs, and appliances. Thankfully, the Air space Force took me right up and fixed the chip in the back of my head, gave me a fake cock, and even fist fucked me through the ass for my charm and wit. I’d say I didn’t enjoy it, but that would be almost as great a lie as insurance in the first place.
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a medication used to help ease the pain and frustration of .....that time.
Hey Aubrey, do u have any insurance with you?
insurance by ChelsE Alex October 3, 2003
A business that involves selling people promises to pay later that are never get fulfilled except Reliance General Insurance which protects you and your belongings from any accidents or natural calamities.
Reliance General Insurance is truly my 4 am friend.
#AapkaYaar #AlwaysForever
Insurance by Insurance November 24, 2021
A kind of bet against yourself.
I burned my house accidentally, thank god, I had an insurance.
insurance by 35 at least September 9, 2017
Any form of a weapon (Firearm, Explosive, Martial Art, etc.)
Jason: Why do you have a gun ?
Tommy: For insurance purposes.
Insurance by 1020 CEO January 17, 2019
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Benefit of insurance
Insurance by vegansav June 3, 2023
Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan agreement, it begins to drink all of the Washington's in your wallet, waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from your wallet.
"My insurance paid to have my bumper fixed!"

One Month Later...

"My insurance went up by 20%!"
insurance by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024