instaham

A really fat instagram user ( usually a womyn ) that is really obnoxious or is a third wave feminist.

- How does she manage to avoid brain activity or any other activity for that matter ?
- She's an instaham

by MLGMLP420 August 30, 2015

Instaballs

The act of correcting ignorance (e.g idiotic actions or statements) with testicular biofeedback.

Yo, Frank that was the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard... *INSTABALLS*... deez nuts you face five seconds!

by BobbyScott August 19, 2018

Instagoal

The goal scored immediately off the faceoff after a goal has just been scored by the opposing team. A phenomenon often seen in Hockey games for Xbox. This seems to be the easiest goal to score in the games and happens much more often than it should. So far this has been observed in both NHL 2007 and NHL 2K6.

Player1: Sweet, I just scored
Player2: Give it a second, I'll hit you with an instagoal here on the faceoff

by Iowntheskies November 12, 2008

Instastalk

verb:
To stalk someone on Instagram.

This is a development from the traditional Facebook stalk, as there are many more users that will allow their Instagram account to be public, and therefore open to Instastalkers (noun).

I know she goes to the gym, because I instastalked her.

I've made my Instagram account public, so everyone can instastalk me.

by Buggiful January 30, 2014

instabeat

While playing Halo 3, you hammer on the "B" button to lay a melee smack down. At the exact same instant your opponent also hammers on the "B" button and you beat each other down. This is often followed by a "You asshole" as well as "instabeat"!

Joe - "Hey Bob did you see that we both beat each other down in Halo 3."

Bob - "Yeah that was massive INSTABEAT! you R-Tard. Did you see what I did to your sister as well?? INSTABEAT!"

by cole199, bribarian February 9, 2009

Instastalking

The act of looking through someone's Instagram without liking photos and videos. This can also be done by looking at photos the user was tagged or by clicking on people who were tagged in the user's photos.

james has been Instastalking Aly and he is currently 106 weeks into her Instagram.

by workoutsbymanny June 12, 2015

instadeath

When you're walking along and you suddenly let go of every muscle in your body, making it look like you died instantly. Works best next to a pool or on the beach.

Watch me walk along the edge of this pool, I'm gonna instadeath into it.

by GGK78 May 16, 2013