Instaban

-verb
A compound word from "instant" and "ban"; to be banned instantly, as from an online game or web forum.

-adjective
A behavior for which there is zero tolerance, which will likely result in an instant ban.

As verb: You'll get an instaban for that if you're not careful.

As adjective: Posting child porn is an instaban.

by Termy August 3, 2007

instadome

When you upload an image onto the social networking app Instagram, and you proceed to get many likes on the picture, hopefully from many great looking dimes and slampieces to insure maximal domage and increasing the growth of ones social ego.

"Avery how many likes did you get on that picture of the sky with the Camera+ HDR effect on it?"

"Dood I got like 53!!!"

"Damn dood thats mad instadome"

by SaulSilver November 20, 2012

instajamming

When you're on Instagram and listening to the best songs in the world.

"Bruh, last night I was Instajamming, Gas Pedal on, Bang Bang next, and I'm just scrolling through pics on Ig."

by GenuineGenius October 17, 2014

instaham

A really fat instagram user ( usually a womyn ) that is really obnoxious or is a third wave feminist.

- How does she manage to avoid brain activity or any other activity for that matter ?
- She's an instaham

by MLGMLP420 August 30, 2015

instafam

When one becomes so attached to instagram where it becomes part of your life much like your family

Nigga u stay on intsagram like...its your instafam now

by milboinks December 25, 2012

Instafan

People who don't know you, being obsessed with your every move on Instagram.

Boy: "Is that you friend?"
Girl: "Nah, that's an Instafan. They just follow me, but I never met them before."

by Chicaxo July 29, 2014

instaman

A man who can instantly come into a womans life and provide her with emotional, mental and financial stability. A instaman instantly becomes obligated to pay a womans bills, take care of her children and household, provide all resourses without recieving any benefits other than sex in return. He assumes all responsibility providing a woman with all she desires financially and recreationally.

Tasha never had any stable income or potential husband and she always struggled paying bills until her life turned around instantly when he became her instaman.

by Anthonio Von Swagger. September 28, 2014