Upon seeing a chick so hot, you instantaneously cream your pants. It's like a super-fast wet dream, but awake and in public. Often used in hyperbole since guys don't actually do this, except lame-ass premies.
Guy: Dude, did you see how tight that chick's ass was?
Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.
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*As you pass a hot girl*
Dude: Instabust!
Guy 2: Yeah man. I just instabusted.
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*As you pass a hot girl*
Dude: Instabust!
by SpicyKB October 20, 2007
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The immediate posting of self congratulatory photos on Instagram with the sole intention of inspiring jealousy among followers. Post often includes the phrase "Are you jelly?"
Did you see Mike got sweet new wheels?
How could I miss it? Saw his Instabrag 1st thing.
Dude, sounds like you're jelly!
How could I miss it? Saw his Instabrag 1st thing.
Dude, sounds like you're jelly!
by cvboom April 8, 2013
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You instamoron.
by sanma January 24, 2019
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by Rudeboy Johnny June 4, 2019
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by Instabaitor October 29, 2017
Get the Instabaiting mug.Instabombing is the act of uploading all of your images to instagram at once. Done mostly because instagram's upload process is so lengthy; you end up filling the entire queue with your pictures and everyone gets annoyed.
I was out of cell phone range for the whole weekend, so I uploaded my all of my pictures at once on Monday morning. Man, my friends were annoyed that I instabomb everyone with my pictures.
by Grrrrn July 8, 2012
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