instagater

A person who has no life and likes to be nosey

He told you to stop instagating

by Chris January 20, 2005

Instabaked

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"

1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"

by Juggernazi October 17, 2008

instabae

A girlfriend only on socia media

Yo jake did you get nudes from your instabae

by XxbaexX April 2, 2015

instabake

1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.

"Instabaked by hash nigga"

by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012

Instasatisfacjoyapppines

Something of the utmost excellence. Usually associated with an amazing product, or past co-workers that have an amazing get rich scheme who is known to be quite the most BAMF around. It is a conbination of Instant, statisfaction, joy, and happiness.

Kahla, the McTurkey I had last night was Instasatisfacjoyapppines, no other word can begin to describe it.

by Ahovne011 September 1, 2011

instagater

Its a combination between the words instagram and hashtag. It refers to a person that is obsessed with hashtags and writes all their comments with hashtags.

person 1: "hey have you seen the comments in Lisa's pictures, they are all hashtags"

person 2: "yes, she's a instagater

by kohaku_bambi June 28, 2013

Instahate

Someone you hate on Instagram. You don't even know them in real life but still, there's this feeling of hate.

Oh you know, she's friends with that girl I instahate.

by youaremurder May 3, 2015