inserection

A violent, unwanted erection.

Bobby tried desperately to quell his raging inserection while hugging his grandmother.

by Ligni May 15, 2011

nigger inspection

When a white person cautiously looks around before saying nigger to make sure that no black person hears them. A good nigger inspection involves looking left and right, and in front and behind you, to avoid detection.

Joe: Sup nigga! (to John)
Shaniqua: Dafuq I just hear you say? I'mma kill you!
John: (Later at the hospital at Joe's bedside) You really gotta remember to do the nigger inspection, if you'd done it you would not be in this situation.

by GucciSosa00 December 22, 2013

Inspirection

in-spuh-rek-shuh n
- noun

When a human male attains a full-blooded erection that was not gained by means of any thoughts or feelings related to sexual arousal or activity, but rather solely by means of achieving inspiring ideas.

“When Antoine told me about the possibility of tearing down the very fabric of capitalism using only a pneumatic drill, used toilet paper and a stolen World War II battle tank, many new ideas started to spawn in me in that same moment. By the time I stated my inspiration and stood up to grab another cup of herbal tea for us both, he pointed out that I had a full erection just one foot away from his face. We were both aware that it could not have possibly been a sexual-related erection, therefore it was an inspirection.”

by crobinoscopy October 30, 2016

Haissam inspection

An inspection that reveals flaws so big that the whole endeavor under consideration is aborted

we had a look at it and it turned ou to be a Haissam inspection so we just dropped it

by FanOfWally August 9, 2010

Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.

Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.

by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

Trumpian Insurrection

A term used to describe the violent Trump-inspired uprising at the US Capitol on January 6, 2021, in which five people died, four of whom were Trump supporters.

The Trumpian Insurrection was 45’s final vainglorious attempt to place himself at the center of everything and he didn’t care who died as long as the numbers put him on the media radar.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 27, 2021

short arm inspection

Examination of the male genitals, especially the penis to verify good hygiene and absence of disease. Years ago, VD (veneral disease) was spreading among army personnel so soldiers had to submit to these exams to insure that there were no unusual discharges from the penis and (especially uncircumsized) soldiers were clean. Since the rifle was nicknamed the long arm, the penis was named the short arm which is the origin of the name.

The sarge woke us up at 2 AM last night to perform short arm inspections.

by subidar October 8, 2011