erection inspection

a game one plays with ones friends in which one calls "erection inpection" during an eroticly charged or appropriate part of a movie, the freinds are then bound by honour to stand strait, hips out with there hands on their head, any among the group with erections are either shunned and never spoken of or given mad props for the fearfull pork sword he has sprouted, this is often context specific and depends on the nature of your friends.

(william wallace exposes himself)

Karl: Erection Inspection!

Jack: oh dude... ethan

Ethan: yeah, umm

Karl: just leave

by T J M June 3, 2008

nigger inspection

When a white person cautiously looks around before saying nigger to make sure that no black person hears them. A good nigger inspection involves looking left and right, and in front and behind you, to avoid detection.

Joe: Sup nigga! (to John)
Shaniqua: Dafuq I just hear you say? I'mma kill you!
John: (Later at the hospital at Joe's bedside) You really gotta remember to do the nigger inspection, if you'd done it you would not be in this situation.

by GucciSosa00 December 22, 2013

Insectacow

Both an insect and a cow.

Ayo bros lookin like an Insectacow fr.

by KinderedOne June 23, 2022

Haissam inspection

An inspection that reveals flaws so big that the whole endeavor under consideration is aborted

we had a look at it and it turned ou to be a Haissam inspection so we just dropped it

by FanOfWally August 9, 2010

Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.

Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.

by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

Insecticon

a great song by crystal castles. i haven't seen it on itunes so you most likely don't know it since the majority of teenagers who listen to music use itunes.
lyrics-
I, insectica
fly thru dimensia
you give me more than meets the eye
you give me more than i can't deny

a thousand eyes thru your soul
a thousand eyes over me
your power eclipses me
as i take my place beneath thee
i want to be in your colony
i want to serve your queen
for the venom through iron wings
still beats in symatry

deathray deathray you're gay deathray

straight to my heart
she tears apart
you have the right to remain in pieces
you have the right to own my heart
now i am a part of your colony
now i live to serve your queen
as the venom through iron wings
still beats in symatry

Me- Have you ever heard the song insecticon?
Other person- BANANA FUDGE.
Me-...wut?
Other person-Keh heh heh..

by Mothim October 16, 2008

short arm inspection

Examination of the male genitals, especially the penis to verify good hygiene and absence of disease. Years ago, VD (veneral disease) was spreading among army personnel so soldiers had to submit to these exams to insure that there were no unusual discharges from the penis and (especially uncircumsized) soldiers were clean. Since the rifle was nicknamed the long arm, the penis was named the short arm which is the origin of the name.

The sarge woke us up at 2 AM last night to perform short arm inspections.

by subidar October 8, 2011