Indonesian Monkey Coins

A currency accepted in NAHR an underground poker league, found in Atlantis.

Holy SHit! how many Indonesian Monkey Coins do you have?!

by Mr. Crazypants August 4, 2009

Ingenistan

An amazing country located in the island of Svalbard, the food is nice, but specially the people. They are so kind, specially when you go to the main city, Longyearbyen, it has 54 districts, also, please visit YP. The capital district is amazing, Ingenistan is a kingdom, ruled by the kind King Ingen I.

Person 1: Yo, did you travel to Ingenistan yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah I did, I loved the food and the people

by HellmuthVonMucke October 19, 2020

indonesian flapjack

When a Komodo Dragon watches you have sex, whilst eating a full breakfast, including sausages. (Not that Brown and Serve crap)

Stop at the supermarket, pick up some Jimmy Dean sausage, cause tonight, I'm giving you the Indonesian Flapjack!

by FlapjackKong January 24, 2014

Indonesian Lumberjack

The act of fucking a girl from Sweden in the ass in front of a Denny's while watching Perfect Strangers reruns. Contrary to popular belief, this can be done anytime throughout the day, as Denny's serves breakfast all day long.

I was performing the Indonesian Lumberjack on Heidi when she began to sob about her recently deceased pet goat.

by cabbagelou October 7, 2009

Indonesian Pocketbook

After eating curry the night before a man poos in a female vagina and then fist fucks the shit out of her thus excreting the feces out of the vagina.

"Why is there shit everywhere?" "Oh, sorry i gave my girlfriend an indonesian pocketbook last night."

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by tatty bojangles October 4, 2009

The Indonesian Squirts

When one eats enough Asian cuisine to result in violent and painful diarrhea, sporadically exiting the anus, resembling the series of islands that make up Indonesia.

"I shouldn't of had all that duck sauce on my egg roll because now I have The Indonesian Squirts"

by TheRealestDonCon January 20, 2017

Indonesian Lawnmower

The act of licking the pubic hairs of another persons anal cavity in a fast, circular motion. It works much better if the person receiving the Indonesian Lawnmower has a very hairy asshole.

D00d, my asshole is so hairy. I'm gonna tell that ho Rachel to give me the Indonesian Lawnmower, and then I'm gonna fart in her mouth.

by Nate of Fate. February 25, 2009