Redneck: "Nurse! Get a hose! Granpappy shit hisself"
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
by Don August 13, 2004
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incapable: not meeting requirements; "unequal to the demands put upon him"
incapable: not meeting requirements; "unequal to the demands put upon him"
by Kasey Crawford December 26, 2007
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Incontinent is a type of affective disorder as defined in the yet to be published Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM V). the symptoms of incontinence include misplaced passports, a sense of being landlocked, despondancy over missing the Left Bank, and a debilitating fear that the world is passing you by. Incontinence , if successfully treated, often finds the formally afflicted far from home, happily exploring foreign territories.
Hey, so sad to hear that Joe has incontinence.
Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
by toutestpossible August 11, 2010
Get the Incontinent mug.“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”
by I.E.I. Industries September 3, 2023
Get the incontinentia buttocks mug.I peed every time I coughed I was coughing so hard. It was pretty funny peeing my pants every 5 minutes. Now I know how it feels to be incontinental.
by MightyBoy August 5, 2008
Get the Incontinental mug.A person who always says out loud any thought that comes into his/her head, usually with hilarious or mortifying results.
Friend: "We were talking about Donna's new husband Dave, and Anita blurted out that she used to sleep with him!"
Me: "Oh my god! That girl is mentally incontinent!"
Me: "Oh my god! That girl is mentally incontinent!"
by Hexfet November 23, 2009
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The absurd combination of confidence, incompetence, and foolishness, where someone boldly takes on challenges they are completely unqualified for, often with disastrous or laughable results.
The absurd combination of confidence, incompetence, and foolishness, where someone boldly takes on challenges they are completely unqualified for, often with disastrous or laughable results.
His inconfidunce as a junior programmer tweaking UI elements for a meme-sharing app convinced him that he and his peers could revolutionize critical systems, such as air traffic control or the power grid—a classic case of the tech bro mindset, where enthusiasm and overconfidence substitute for expertise in high-stakes domains."
by Random Chaos Lord February 10, 2025
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