Bitch Inch

The last inch of a beer that gets warm and left behind for a fresh cold one.

Guy #1: Are you ready for another beer?

Guy #2: Yeah, I'm ready.

Guy #1: I don't think so, I see a bitch inch in there. Finish that up then I'll get you one.

by D Ward Free May 20, 2014

12 inch pianist

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

by drones November 1, 2014

itchy gitchy gone

to be fucked up on any opiates, especially heroin

I'm going to sratch myself til I bleed while burning a huge hole in my pant leg cause I'm itchy gitchy gone

by kandiblades June 11, 2008

itchy pussy

A woman who is ready for immediate sex, i.e. a woman who is extremely horny.

That woman at the bar is all over that guy, she's practically giving him a lap dance. She really has an itchy pussy.

by Vermont Fag December 17, 2016

Incryptomongled

To be incryptomongled is to be so confused in disbelief and mentally lost that google can't even find you/your understanding

That monkey looked incryptomongled when he stole its ribbon.

by Ashleef February 12, 2022

1 incher

A really tiny cock

Katie: i fucked sam last night at the party
Emma: :O :O :O u so lucky omg
Katie: he had a 1 incher
Emma : lol

by TheHunterOfPussy December 4, 2016

itchy sac

A funnier, less old-fashioned way of calling someone a "wet blanket". Used when referring to anyone who brings down the fun factor of a given situation. Said individual is as much of an annoyance as an relentlessly itchy scrotum.

"Guys, could you use your 30 cm voices? People are trying to sleep"
"Dude, why do you always have to be such an itchy sac about things? Have some fun already."

by goldsac October 20, 2008